Jordan

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Y’all be treating ChatGpt like it’s the magic conch

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

girl he don’t know what the hell going on

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Create a fake problem.
Solve the fake problem.
Look like a hero.

And people are going to fall for it so fast too

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lana Del Rey claps back at woman accusing her of “demonic energy”:

“B!tch I know the Bible verse for verse better than you do. PS you’re giving off super gremlin energy. Not in a good way.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

#Barbie officially becomes Warner Bros.' highest grossing global release in HISTORY, surpassing 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2.'

[CLOSED @gayloranti]

putting stevie nicks, sean lennon, asap rocky, the weeknd, and playboi carti on the same album is insane

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Absolute SCENES

@BarstoolMiamiU and @BrickStOxford was up for grabs after the Team USA goal

https://t.co/fgZAbiEg9f

[Jordan @jgantous]

#bestbarbrickst

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

coming out of the closet as someone who doesn’t use dark mode on social media

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Bryce Hall is at my front door with a gun

[sashama @super_smasha]

meet the 23 year old interested in many hobbies but unable to start or sustain any besides media consumption

[tg @yourenottheguy]

how long are you supposed to keep the smile after you laugh at something

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

oh don’t worry im fully vaccinated im just coughing uncontrollably because i choked on my own saliva

[Jordan @jgantous]

@AnneMattoni Nicole ❤️ 4ever

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Gonna keep retweeting things like this because it is so important that the young sisters know!! Please don't let fiction presenting as reality affect how you feel about your body looking like a human body