King Missile

I peaked in High school but puked in the toilet

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

I’m an excitable boy

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Bobby on the board!

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How is this ghoul still alive

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mitch McConnell falls while being asked about ICE.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

My God. Stop what you're doing and watch this.

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

@My_Kaylaa You’re down bad

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This made me hard

[Mike Kadlick @mikekadlick]

Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman on their time playing in Boston/New England with the #Patriots (via @gameswithnames):

Gronk: "It was fun dude. I would not change a thing. I would not change a thing."

Edelman: "That was a great city to play for. That was the best... As far as being a pro sport town. We watched the Red Sox win a World Series, we watched the Bruins win a [Stanley] Cup... I was there early when the Celtics did it."

Gronk: "Bro I would not change a thing, man. It was the best times of our life. And the best part about it was the whole city of Boston, the whole area of New England, hands down the best sports town in, I would say the whole world."

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

This might be the worst throw I’ve ever seen. Why was he falling backwards as he threw? Why does he always square his shoulders to the play before he throws? I honestly think I could’ve completed this pass

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

Still can’t believe this throw was made by an NFL quarterback

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

@jbreen23 @NHLBruins One single clear in the last 3 minutes and they win the game. Nobody had the balls to make a play

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@_dlandry 8 team leagues are the way to go. Stacked teams, massive scores, good waiver wire. Can’t beat it

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

This photo of a baseball game in Bhutan is absolutely breathtaking.

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

woah burd

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

@DogWalkBarstool How did nobody mention Forrest Gump being a world ping-pong champion when @BarstoolChief drafted him? Unforgivable…

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

Queen

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you ever find a pretty girl who keeps a scorebook at baseball games, marry her.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨🚨🚨Holy shit: A mom stood up at her school board meeting and delivered an AMAZING speech expressing frustration that conservative extremists were interfering with her child’s education.

Adrienne Martin of Granbury, Texas, boldly confronted the school board and held nothing back:

Here is what Adrienne Martin told her school board: 👇

"I do not want random people with no education background or experience determining what books my child can read, what curriculum they learn, and what clubs they can join. 
Just because you can get up at every meeting and rant and rave does not give you authority over my child's education. 

Your personal religious beliefs- people in this room and on this board- should not be affecting my child's education either. Our schools are not to be used for personal political agendas.

And our children are here for education, not religious indoctrination.  

I implore the board to put an end to trying to appease these extremists. Focus on retaining staff, providing excellent public education, and a safe and welcoming learning space for all students. 

The speakers speaking about what great Christians they are... Great! Go tell your pastor. Our schools are not your church. 

Thank you." 

🔥🔥🔥

Thank you to this BRAVE mom for speaking out! 

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Looch wanted to say hello 👋

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

2018 Sox had 108 wins and won the World Series.

[The Game Day MLB @TheGameDayMLB]

Are you making any changes to this list? 👀

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

This would be $75 at Fenway

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

The game will always find you

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

There definitely wasn’t a second date after this performance.

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

@Acotter4 One of the most ridiculous story lines of the year so far

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What a fucking loser

[Erin Brown @rinkside]

#FlaPanthers Eric Staal post-game, when told there is photographic evidence of him wearing a pride jersey in Montreal:

“I haven’t before. I never have. … I haven’t worn a pride jersey before.”

(Staal wore No. 21 with the Canadiens during the 2020-21 season.)

[King Missile @JGAPJ70]

Religion equals hate. “Christian beliefs” are just an excuse to be a bigot. The main reason I’m not religious is because these Bible thumpers are fucking assholes. They love to preach the good word but rarely back it up with their actions.

[Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds]

Eric and Marc Staal statement …