Josh Garland

27 | @UCalgary PhD student | @MemorialU alum |

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

@RexChapman "To expose your cousin's friend's flat tire in da public domain like dat — if di man have a flat tire, okayyyy, he will work on dat. You know, ders herbs and tings man can eat ta bring back a vibes"

That's the greatest excerpt of a news broadcast I've ever seen

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Never in doubt 🇨🇦

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

"Data-centric" SCREAMS Sunny Mehta. Make it happen.

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Keith Pelley says he's open to the possibility of hiring both a president and GM for the revamped #leafs front office.

Says there's one must for their next hire: "They have to be data centric."

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[r @tennisbish]

Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

I was struggling to think of a situation where I'd want to pay him $40M a year, but $60M?!

Not a chance.

Kick rocks, dickhead.

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Kyle Tucker's deal with the Dodgers is for 4 yrs/$240 million, sources tell ESPN. He has an opt out after the second year.

[Chuck @cfisonline]

if you drive drunk tonight you a bitch

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

Time for Ross The Boss to make Robert Suarez the newest member of the Toronto Blue Jays

[Mark Feinsand @Feinsand]

Edwin Diaz has agreed to a deal with the Dodgers, per source. @WillSammon was on it.

[theScore @theScore]

ERNIE CLEMENT IN THE POSTSEASON:

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

Coach wanted to see Hyeseong Kim on the side of a milk carton, Coach gets Hyeseong Kim on the side of a milk carton @trevorplouffe @TalkinJake @TalkinBaseball_ @JomboyMedia

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

sportsnet plus had the audacity to increase their price by 30% and now they’re down during the world fucking series lmao

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

@cardinal4ever @PaulHembo @Buster_ESPN @espnpodcasts @Daniele_Media @TodayJays @BlueJaysDad @SleeperBlueJays @ESPNLosAngeles @bluebirdbanter @Sportsnet @BirdWatchingGC Wow I didn’t know that Carlos Rodon and Luis Gil and Max Fried and George Kirby and Logan Gilbert and Eduard Bazardo were “mediocre pitching”. Thanks for filling me in

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Your country loves you, Vladito 💥🇨🇦 #WANTITALL

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Correct. #WANTITALL

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

@tictacmagic_ @MLB Nothing questionable about it. Naylor jumped up to get in the path of the throw. That's textbook intentional interference

[The Joker @JohnnyGiunta_]

I have defended Schneider tooth and nail and think he’s done fine up to this point but going to Brendon Little will over shadow every single move he’s made and unfortunately it makes me sick that we went to this fukin guy out of the pen.

Inexcusable. Pathetic. Embarrassing.

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

Is the Mariners' crowd really booing an injured player? I know it's the playoffs. I know it's George Springer. I get that there's history there. But that's fucking classless.

#WANTITALL

[Josh Garland @jgar98]

@CodifyBaseball Only the best umpires

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Vladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣

[Blake Murphy @BlakeMurphyODC]

"All you motherfuckers, it takes everybody everyday. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going to the ALCS" - John Schneider popping a bottle

[The Road Guy @Road_Guy_Colin]

John Schneider and Pete Walker tonight