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[jasminee🫶🏽 @jgarner_]

I move on in 3 minutes flat!🤣🤣

[ravn @mfnravn]

so everybody on love island can fall in love in 4 days but when i do it i’m the crazy one

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

"i'm him" so close! ur actually a bitch ass nigga

[iyi🌸 @iyiolabby1]

Y'all having sex before marriage, killing, lying, stealing, working on Sunday, getting tattoos and piercings etc. but always worried about somebody being gay😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think on Mother’s Day the kids should be with the dad and Father’s Day the kids should be with the dad.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

this next pandemic im taking the PPP loan fuck it. and im dancing on tiktok.

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

If gas is $6.99 here in OHIO, that shit must be $22.75 in Cali

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

What do they do with the inventory after an airline shuts down? Do they auction it off for cheap? I’m trying to go buy a plane for $1000

[Cactus owino🐛(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

Pls tell me where all the 24-29 year olds are hanging out 😭

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[#osamaTRINladen @disgustinglyhot]

i woulda fucked him so good after this

[Jiohn 🫦 @ThatGirlJiohn]

i like routine….until i get rlly bored then i like the club & making bad decisions. until i get anxiety then i like routine.

[jasminee🫶🏽 @jgarner_]

I really hate passive aggressive people like speak your mind and grow tf up😭

[sine. @sneminaj]

being responsible for my love life, my health, my finances, my housing, my future, my diet, my sleeping habits, my social life, my career-

[jasminee🫶🏽 @jgarner_]

I hate working nights sometimes bc I want a steak dinner at 7am😭😭

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[Caroline 🕯️ @caroline_mpls]

I don’t understand. Do you guys think the instacart shopper is just doing you a favor?

[m. @moseason_]

Apparently it’s from a song? But we can’t ask because the kids gon tell us “you confused, you the birthday surprise”

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You guys are gonna raise children that are not ready for the real world, one that doesn’t care about your feelings.

Your children need to grow up understanding that life goes on regardless of your mental health. To be a functioning adult, you need to possess the ability to override most mental hurdles and still get the job done.