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Resist.

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@calebecarma Depends what you mean by “disappoint”.

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@bitesoffbroadwa Food trucks tonight???

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@CharlesMBlow 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@youthpastorbry You and I have very different ideas of morality.

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@realDonaldTrump You “look forward” to it? I don’t think anyone looks forward to a trip to the cemetery. #4thgradegrammar

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

Wow. Just wow. @culturedcode #things3 is beautiful and has upped the ante. Finally provided a cure to my gripes about @OmniFocus v2.

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

Because that’s really where the DNC should be focusing. https://t.co/Hq74xsTQwZ

[Clare Foran @ckmarie]

The DNC's new chair Tom Perez is working on reaching out to pro-life Democrats https://t.co/ZJYEFsSG0B

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@realDonaldTrump And now you’ve found him!! Congrats.

[Jen 'now @jenrubin9' Rubin @JRubinBlogger]

Think about this: The R's in Congress would rather protect a pres who gives Russians classified info than live up to their oaths of office

[Justin Halpern @justin_halpern]

*trump takes a shit on the counter of a Sbarro*

PAUL RYAN: Guys, once the president poops on something, legally that becomes a toilet.

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@AdamSerwer now that you mention it, he HAS been a nasty woman!

[Paul Ryan @SpeakerRyan]

It's simple: Individuals who are ‘extremely careless’ w/ classified info should be denied further access to it. https://t.co/XWuvfDugly

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@ddiamond @jonfavs oh no please stop oh my goodness no

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@realDonaldTrump sad!

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

That moment when you’re walking the dog at 4AM and meet a guy on the street and he says “Goodnight” and you say “Good morning”.

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@seungminkim let’s see. Let me think about this one. Oh hmmm. MERRICK EFFING GARLAND!!

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Meanwhile, at today's meeting on feline healthcare...

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Regular reminder that Donald Trump’s core competency is not dealmaking with powerful counter-parties. It is duping gullible victims.

[J. Garrr @jgarrr]

@jonfavs some might even say it’s exactly what lead to Trump’s election.

[Peter Sullivan @PeterSullivan4]

Asked if the country is now stuck with Obamacare, rep Micahel burgess says simply "yes"