Not Justin Gordon

KU football, cavs nba champs 2015, bluegrass is life social darwinism, best guitar player ever, Jerry jones is bae

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

Just ate at pie five pizza, one of their personal pizzas wasn't enough. I could about 10 and still be hungry.

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

I don't know why restaurants sell personal sized pizza. An extra-large won't even fill my belly.

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

Will work for pizza

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

Signed my letter of intent with the best football team in the land today. Jayhawks for lyfe. They haven't even offered me a scholarship yet.

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

LeBron James is better than Jordan

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

Save the date August 13 that is now me and @jack_frick wedding date

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

@jack_frick is bae

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

@Fazolis everything on your menu is pure heaven

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

Shut up grandpa https://t.co/lWG4lFDWD8

[KFC @kfc]

When I was 10 I became a farmhand making $2 a month. That may not sound like much, but in the 1800s it was nearly $4!

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

Are you gonna eat that? #itsalreadyinmymouth

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

I'm the greatest basketball player to ever play at the east ymca

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

@aceinthehole17 why do you have no soul?

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

@realjerryjones how much would it cost to buy the Dallas cowboys????? (PS I only have 30 dollars in fazolis giftcards)

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

Found a hair in @tacobell breakfast #stilldelicious

[Not Justin Gordon @jgbballkillemsf]

KU football is the greatest team in the nation #pleaserecruitme