Josh Berry

[Josh Berry @jgberry88]

re tweet if you need to poop

[Fact @Fact]

Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every 19 residents.

[Fact @Fact]

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

[Fact @Fact]

An old Japanese superstition states that if you lie down right after a meal, you will become a cow.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

If you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who's side would you turn your back to?

[Brandon Creasy @BrandonCreasy]

A hemorrhoid changes everything. EVERYTHING.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

1 million seconds = 11.57 days. 1 billion seconds = 31.7 years.

[Fact @Fact]

At first notice, the word 'Diputseromneve' looks quite ridiculous. However, if you read it backwards its even more stupid.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

One more day 'til Merica's Birthday. We're comin' flags wavin' and guns blazin with 50 stars, 13 bars and a whole mess of bald eagles.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Red, white and boom. Merica.

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

Just googled "how to become a tv comedy writer" so yeah mom, I'm gonna need rent money this month.

[troy duke @snuffyduke]

Give me a minute of your time and I'll fill you with a lifetime of regret