Burkalicious

Life's a beach Eagle Scout December '15 ●FLB '16● ●Thiel Tomcat●

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

“I don’t care about you spooning mini fridges, just don’t spoon other women”

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

@DurchBurch That’s accurate. I hate when I drill someone with a pump then get lasored and I lose a gun fight to a white pistol.

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

Fortnite tries to fix their game all the time but how about we fix the pump shotgun doing 9 damage at point blank.

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

Dusty Divot is a complete shit show.

[Marcel @BasicallyIDoWrk]

What if tomatohead is still out there, floating through space, THEN BAM HE COMES OUT OF A RIFT AND HITS TILTED.

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

I just watched a road worker flip a traffic cone and land it. My life is now complete.

[Leek Jack @LeekJack]

When you love Fortnite but it be pissing you off sometimes 😡

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

I bought a pizza from Little Caesar’s yesterday and the cashier said happy Father’s Day to me and I was half asleep and responded with “thanks”. Whoops.

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

I love when people yell at you for doing your job👌

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

That feeling you get when you clock out from work is the best feeling in the world.

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

@Terroriser @BasicallyIDoWrk Nah bro, moose juice is the way to go.

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

It's getting scary to be a student. My sympathies to the lost students and the wounded officer. Thank you for the emergency responders for acting so quickly and professionally. May God watch over you all. #santafehighschool

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

@gucciglowbelt The only reason your dissappointing is because you're the best shit talker in a Bo3 lobby and it dissappoints the poor kid on the receiving end of it. #rockyourshitandstealyourpeso

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

@SimplyAmra 1st off, where the hell is my photo cred? And 2nd you didn't post the one when the water hit your feet😂😂

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

@MensHumor @gucciglowbelt

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

I just got so bored that I actually did my assignment before the last minute.

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

So many things is life take forever to make right, then the simplist mistake to screw up.

[Burkalicious @jgburkley]

Another season under my belt. Had a rough ending but time to train for next year.