Jordy geller

[Tree @andrewkucz]

Won 34 mil in the March 1st Powerball ! Giving $1,000 to everyone who retweets this

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

What will mess you up most in life is the picture in your head of how it's supposed to be.

[0x_Digest @0x_Digest]

#MillionMaskMarch 400 marches in over 150 countries. No mainstream media coverage. Still think governments have your best interest in mind?

[0x_Digest @0x_Digest]

Many people die at 25 and aren't buried until they're 75

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Sometimes Taxi drivers will ask you if you're from "the area?" Always say yes as some drivers tend to take longer routes to charge more.

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Season 4, Episode 20 of Spongebob is called "The Best Day Ever".

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Yes, I smoke weed. But, you drink like a belligerent idiot, so let's see who lives longer.

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Negative thoughts will destroy you. Stay positive.

[0x_Digest @0x_Digest]

Most people die at 25 but aren't buried until they are 75

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Smoke weed and enjoy your fucking life.

[Jordy geller @jgeller204]

"@LifeCheating: Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm is actually a sign of a healthy brain." that would be meeeee

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Hits from the bong

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

To resize a photo for Instagram, tilt your phone sideways and screenshot it. It'll fit perfectly without affecting the quality.

[Jordy geller @jgeller204]

Time to go pay a 420$ ticket!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

When I'm high, no matter what I'm doing, it's fun.

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Do you smoke?

Non Smoker: "No!"
Smoker: "Yes"
Stoner: "Smoke what?"

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Create your own happiness. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, but that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.

[0x_Digest @0x_Digest]

I like a good mind fuck and i don't mind a good fuck