Jared Geller

Aspiring stay-at-home dad.

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@MBTA @MBTA_CR Some of the stations on the Haverhill Line should probably be consolidated between Melrose and Malden

[Jonathan Gulliver @JLGulliver]

The @MassDOT snow and ice team will be out on the roadways throughout the night cleaning up from this storm which lived up to and exceeded expectations. We expect roadways to be in good shape for the morning but early commuters should be on the lookout for some icy spots.

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

My choice for US President 2020 is @LizMcDxc

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@LizMcDxc Searching for the DMs to slide into

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@LizMcDxc That tall child looks very tired. Stop burning the candle at both ends. Get some rest, tall child.

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@LizMcDxc NOT FUNNY

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@LizMcDxc I smell a robot

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@LizMcDxc Where?

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@LizMcDxc Well how?

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

The one orange line car that goes *bing boing* when the doors close

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@smashmouth hey, BIG fan of you guys! Any chance we could get a crossover concert with SmashMouth and @Nickelback ??

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@Xroadsblog No soup for you!

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@SlayCoyne It’s too fast, needs at least 18 innings

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@SlayCoyne I did

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@NBC10Boston @MBTA The wall we should be building

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@JeffCarreiro54 Yeah it’s pretty great

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@MBTA Will they be dumping the old orange line cars into the ocean for fish habitat? And if so can I be there to watch?

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@SlayCoyne But you merely adopted the T; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the car until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

[Jared Geller @jgeller95]

@elonmusk Start a cologne company called Elon's Musk