Jess

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[Jess @JGerber20]

@MarthaHusain These were from the north side, completely destroyed and so heartbreaking.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Cause women who are 5’9 aren’t lying lol

[Jess @JGerber20]

W H A T T F

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Greta Gerwig: Made a critically acclaimed, culturally profound, feminist movie about Barbie and the patriarchy that made a billion dollars at the box office.

Oscar nomination goes to … Ken.

#Barbie  #Oscars2024 https://t.co/mQ8xlYPzc3

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

I do a lot of illegal shit but I draw the line at littering

[Joe Cassandra @JoeCassandra]

Most common DM I get is about medical bills:

Never pay the first medical bill you get.

It's the suckers bill. Think usury.

Just throw it out.

40% chance you never hear from them again

40% chance you get 5 more then offered a big discount

20% chance you go to war

[G💰 @WhenTheGsWalkIn]

Nah she a legend forreal 😂

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

bro started crossing up the squirrel 😭

[Jess @JGerber20]

@notdecker1 I’ve had pumpkin pie ones 😂

[Shorty 🤘🏾💤 @mynameshorty]

@1GunnaGunna Gunna they said this was you in interrogation room

[Kenny Morales @KennyMoralesTV]

This FAMU cheerleader talkin trash has me dying 😂

[Oink @oink2boink]

They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized

[5 GOATs @5GOATs_]

Bring on the MADNESS

[Jess @JGerber20]

Live feed of my last brain cell

[Jess @JGerber20]

Dating in your mid 20s

[Benny Fazio, Criminal Mastermind @KButter_22]

The mayor of East Palestine is a HOSS. Good lord.

[Jess @JGerber20]

@OldTrippySoul 💨💨💨