Benny Fazio, Criminal Mastermind

I’m me, I do me, and I chill

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2026 MLB Home Runs Thread*

*I reserve the right to quit at any time if things go poorly. No questions asked.

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Beni!

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6/3

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@AnthonyWebster_ Man who cares

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Whoever invented “extra large” was such a beast

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⏸️⏸️⏸️

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

AJ Brown wouldn’t be able to handle my mouth in practice. He would have been left Philly fucking with me

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@Georgie2k_ @mansasimba And?

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@JohnBarchard As you should

[Bundles @AryanBundles]

Big news for the culture, we’ve scaled the Kool-Aid pineapple operation.

New equipment just landed and production costs are down $5 a jar.

Industrialization has finally reached the kool-aid pineapple sector.

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2026 MLB Home Runs Thread*

*I reserve the right to quit at any time if things go poorly. No questions asked.

[Benny Fazio, Criminal Mastermind @KButter_22]

6/3

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@mansasimba Practice?

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@KyleM_FF Is this 2025? What are you talking about?

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@d0cdank Oh, right, because he wanted off your football team you feeling justified in downplaying his very real mental health issues. You’re a shitty person.

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@Rongs215 Duh

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@kaybethename1 So they shouldn’t improve their roster?

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@RollPhillyDawgz They were both responsible for 7 TDs. This is incorrect.

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@darnell_da36769 @Dreday365 @clarencehilljr Looks fairly even to me. Unless you really value a few rushing attempts for a WR?

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@SmittyReaper6 @TheRealAlper You aren’t mad though

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@PhillyNick100 Why would he care?

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@tomstakes Oh wow. I thought you were joking, but you actually care about someone else’s marriage like this?