jgermain22

Has never done a DIY project. Left hand stronger than right. Stole from the scholastic book fair every year.

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@WClapp24363 This is really insensitive. I mean come on, we also can’t stop the run game. We’ve got problems on both sides of the ball.

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Rockin’ a half chub at Cici’s pizza and getting mad about immigrants

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I’m not saying pasta salad is bad, but it always looks 10x better than it actually is

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There has to be a way to make money while being lazy. Can someone else please figure this out for me

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I’m so mad at myself for not tweeting more. Like this post if you agree and/or don’t want me to kill myself

[jgermain22 @jgermain22]

I ate a bunch of canned dog food and now my stomach hurts. I’m so glad I only have to do this twice a week

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@kotiko961 You can suck the skin off the tip of my dick

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If you take a Xanax it lets you go 55 in a 30 with no consequences

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Crazy how all 7-11 workers have a secret gibberish language that they use to communicate

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I wish I was friends with Jack Black

[jgermain22 @jgermain22]

Congrats! You’ve made it 3 fifths of the way through the work week. To celebrate 3/5, let’s drink some Hennessy!

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If they gave Scottie Barnes a number higher than 10 he’d have a hard time signing autographs

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I would NOT be able to complete a multiplication table right now.

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It’s not racist if all of them do it!

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Tonight is going to be a huge night for me on X formerly known as twitter

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When I’m on my deathbed, give me a double double from in n out and enough ketamine to give a healthy person Alzheimer’s

[jgermain22 @jgermain22]

The early bird woke me up this morning so I shot it with a pellet gun and put its worm in the fridge for later

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Apparently there’s a glory hole at the Harley Davidson dealership that gets you 5% off

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If your toilet seat doesn’t close slowly I have no respect for you and I will tell your children that you are a coward

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@DecklinNagel @WClapp24363 Mateer must’ve seen your girls knockers in the crowd and gotten distracted

[jgermain22 @jgermain22]

@Blake_Allen13 @DecklinNagel @WClapp24363 Oh I know ball, your head looks like the one they use in the NBA