Jan

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[Wassim Chegham @manekinekko]

.pizza-ingredients {
float: right;
}

[Vollkornpasta @vollkornpasta]

This 💯

[rashiq @rashiq]

I reverse engineered mcdonald's internal api and I'm currently placing an order worth $18,752 every minute at every mcdonald's in the US to figure out which locations have a broken ice cream machine

https://t.co/2KsRwAdrMd

[OnlyTechAE 𝕏 @OnlyTechAE]

Who did this 😂😂
#AppleEvent #5G
#Apple #5Gsfor5G
#Apple12 #iPhone #Memes
#iOS14 #iPhone12Pro
#iPhone12 #iPhone12ProMax

[Andrea Valenza @AvalZ_]

Is this too evil?

[Jan @jgersb]

@RobertBeier @fmalcher01 Pretty sure I got the same 📸 😁👍🏻 Works great as a webcam

[Addy Osmani @addyosmani]

border: 1px solid red; is the console.log of CSS

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Optical Image Stabilization

[Jan @jgersb]

the server was always running at 100% cpu util, when I first discovered the error message (few days ago, had stopped the server then). I was unable to send any messages, seems to work again. Is it safe to ignore it then? xD

[Jan @jgersb]

@snikket_im I was trying out your docker-container. Then I presumably changed some setting for a group in gajim and now the propsody server throws an error. I am new to xmpp servers, maybe you can help me out.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Found this extra @dbrand AirPods Pro while cleaning the studio. Time for another quarantine giveaway!

RT and be following for a chance to win these! I’ll ship anywhere in the world. Winner selected in 24 hours 🙌🏾

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright it's international giveaway time - Looking to make someone's quarantine time a little more fun!

Giving away this customized SNES Edition Nintendo Switch

Just RETWEET to enter and I'll pick a random winner in 24 hours.

Shoutout to @ColorWare for making this possible!

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

If *everyone* wore masks we could reopen everything so much faster.

[Linus LinusMediaGroup @linusgsebastian]

Other people: Beat Saber is not exercisr

Me:

[Jan @jgersb]

@dogeSTAR_

[Jan @jgersb]

@noezDE sever nicht erreichbar. Eure Website zeigt einen Cloudflare error. Gibt es ein Statusupdate?

[extrakaese @extrakaese]

Bin so neidisch auf die Leute, die innerhalb von 5 Minuten einschlafen.

Bei mir ist es so:
1.) 20 Minuten versuchen einzuschlafen
2.) So oft umdrehen, bis die Decke komisch ist
3.) Zu warm, zu kalt, zu viele Kopfkissen, zu wenige Kopfkissen
4.) Kurz vor dem Wecker einschlafen

[Vollkornpasta @vollkornpasta]

😍😭😍😭😍😭

[Jan @jgersb]

@vollkornpasta @DoggoDating Magestic gentlemen. 15/10 would date

[Frau Znase @Felicitatem]

Danke Schauma, genau das hab ich gebraucht 😊 Das vermutlich ehrlichste Shampoo aller Zeiten!

Kann man bestimmt auch das Auto oder den Hund mit waschen 👍🏼