Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser

alt-bright. Horse Tweeterer. Author, Neocronomikoran

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

game where pixie dust powers interplanetary travel : Tin Kerbal Space Program

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

BUDDHIST HOES GOING TO A SLUTSANG #Churchsignsthatshouldexist

[BKactual @BravoKiloActual]

They have 300,000 illegal aliens in just the Miami metro area????

JFC

[Sérgio Rodrigues 🇵🇹 Working on Troubled Passage @psergiomr]

If you are going to raise the price of graphics cards, at least make the box look like this

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

Rowan Atkinson is a generational talent. Johnny English >>> any James Bond flick ever made, with the best martial arts / fight scene ever

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Fun fact.

The British sitcom Mr Bean only consisted of 15 episodes.

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

It seems less of a revival to me than a branding exercise by right-wing grifters to launder ersatz support for America's wars and I$RA€£ through trendy performative piety. I do not believe for a second these people have reformed and found God, or are capable of such.

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

tfw you put one over your lawyer

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is Jeanne Calment, who sold her house at the age of 90 to her lawyer M. Raffray. Under the contract, she could live in the house until she died and receive 2,500 Francs per month from him. Jeanne went on to live to 122 years of age outliving M Raffray. She stopped smoking at 117.

[Phil Metzger @DrPhiltill]

Related: I can’t watch American TV or movies anymore because they all make me sick. They are too pessimistic, anti-society, violent, hedonistic, and nihilistic for me. I discovered Chinese TV is much more like American TV used to be: optimistic, non-violent, pro-family, pro-society, etc. Apart from occasional Korean dramas I only watch Chinese ones, now.

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

@SamoBurja Noo Yoak

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

Reges eramuz et merda

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

Joke: Bodhisattva Trump
Woke: Theerthankara Trump

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

Jainist-occupied White House

[Josh Hammer @josh_hammer]

Eleven years ago today, Justice Antonin Scalia dissented in Obergefell v. Hodges.

[Werther @youngwerther123]

>National merit scholar going to ASU

This guy is truly beyond retarded.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Everything reminds me of him

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

I need this

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Very funny that Obama prosecuted exactly 0 (zero) Bush administration war criminals but Trump nailed John Bolton solely out of personal vendetta. Justice takes many forms I suppose

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

This music has a sense of urgency and honesty that I find lacking in so much modern music. The cat’s desire is clear—it wants food—and yet somehow that desire translates to a non-diatonic, arrhythmic melody of great charm and musicality. A star is born.

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

Owning a cat has 100x’d my already wild procrastination skills. Highly recommended antidote to modernity

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow you.

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

Stalin, the maker of modern Russia, was an inveterate watcher of westerns and thought of himself as a lone cowboy dispensing justice at the point of a gun. So Texas is spiritually appropriate

[Bryan Caplan @bryan_caplan]

"Europe explained for Americans."

Pretty good.

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

RH : rightoidism :: Hunter Biden : crack cocaine
Neither can live without those respectively

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

I agree people should read my old racist articles. It will provide inspiration for how much one can improve. I actually used phrases like "the historic American nation" and "culturally alien ruling class" unironically. Proof that even the most brilliant among us can succumb to rightoidism, though the honest and self-aware ones don't stay there.

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

@mtracey We all know it was witkoff and kushner who are too smart to make provocative statements who were the strongest advocates

[Junius "Desk Appreciator" Geyser @jgeyser]

The Chinese drove dragons to extinction and are working on the other 11

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dragons are actually real, because why would the Chinese calendar consist entirely of real animals and then include one lone mythical creature?