James Gemmill

Freelance illustrator/artist living and working in Dundee. Commissions open! Penguins at @penguiniverse

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Hi #PortfolioDay I'm James, I'm an illustrator and designer living in Dundee! I like making colourful, engaging work for kids and big kids alike!

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@VictoriaCoren Maybe it's a Scots thing but it wasn't so much Prussian or Decaf or I had a problem with, it was Diz-knee. Surely it's diz-nay?

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@RossADixon @1030 Says the blue tick...

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@DundeeCouncil Not much use sending out copies of the new calendar after it has taken effect and I've missed at least one collection because you changed the day and didn't tell me!

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@DundeeCouncil any reason you didn't inform me you had changed my bin collection day? Now I know why they've not been emptied for two weeks!

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@GlasgowWarriors That's the warriors lineup folks...

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@Scotlandteam Link doesn't work btw!

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My annual plea to all companies currently running a 12 days of Christmas campaign to really consider why the 12th (and last) day of Christmas would be 2 weeks before Christmas Day. Just really think about it. Thanks.

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@kingofcurry123 Wish they'd come up with a single word that covered woman/man so we didn't always have to type or say woman/man, it's exhausting!

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@1030 @BotchedBladeJob His one also says BAD at the top, as in the album this song is from...

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@Zafarcakes @_Sam_Chaplin They don't need a dentist, they need one of these bad boys

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@jamiesmart Glad to see you giving him his full title

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Reeves also said she has a big red thermometer drawn on a whiteboard, that she's been erasing every day until they beg her to stop.

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@DaftLimmy The little white dots really add a touch of class

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@DaftLimmy I know you know this but I have to point out that John Cassavetes was the murderer in Columbo: Étude in Black

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@ourrachblogs 180 fan

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@EdinsNicestBoy I knock on the window and, when the driver rolls it down, dive through head first.

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Practicing what he's going to say when Scotland lose was a bit rude, if very understandable.

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Please tell me I'm not the only one watching @sammatterface chat away to himself on @stv player right now?

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@GaryPanton Ah well fair enough, I'd heard good things about apple's shows, but you're right about the films!

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@GaryPanton I don't even have Apple TV but I'm saying Netflix