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JUSTIN OF ALL TRADES

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Hi Mom

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Ordering wings and then asking 4 min later if they are ready….after I said it will be about 10 min and then getting mad at me for saying it’s only been 4 min it’s ok I don’t need your tip.

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Debbie Gibson on a Serta Mattress float is camp.

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I wanna not care so much I too can hit the vape and pass out 30 seconds after sex.

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@tsannehathaway Uh huh

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“The inflation of highlife is running rampant” - Aunt Ginny’s

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People love to tell you more than happy birthday on your birthday.

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Less people should wear black lipstick

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Most donut holes are superior to donuts…in my opinion.

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I would die in a scary movie cause I never have the right key in my hand to open the door.

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Watching Saved.

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The inner child in me is about to buy 90s Power Rangers action figures on Etsy.

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They no longer sell sour cream and onion chips at my bodega and that’s a travesty

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Will I stream Wicked at midnight. Probably.

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Hulu killed my Oscar vibe literally

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I’m just like totally addicted to myself.

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I get no respect at Super Bowl

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@NickCHJ828 Ok yes ☀️

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@tsannehathaway Absolutely

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Realizing my last two tweets were me complaining about Wicked a month apart.