@MumfordAndSons Tomorrow night in Hollywood, FL, you’ll be giving my 82-year-old mother-in-law, Christa, her very first concert experience. She would be thrilled with a shout out!!
Trump and Republicans held a mask-less, crowded, superspreader event at the White House in order to jam through a Supreme Court justice who may strike down the Affordable Care Act in the middle of a pandemic.
Doesn’t get more on brand than that.
In grade school, when you were losing an argument about facts on the schoolyard, the last refuge for the desperate was to reach for juvenile nicknames. Most of us outgrew it.
let me get this straight: covid is so deadly that we need to keep our distance from the virus-smeared mail drop boxes, but it's also so harmless that we need to be packing our children straight the fuck back into their schools immediately? ok cool that's not at all batshit insane
Joe Biden bicycles into the debate hall, dismounts, runs up a ramp to his podium, one-handedly chugs a bottle of water, slams the empty bottle down onto the lectern and turns to Trump and says "sup, fuckface"
Every time I see a poll that shows Joe Biden with an insurmountable lead, I'm just going to act like he's down by 50 points and vote like it.
DON'T GET COMPLACENT.
WE HAVE WORK TO DO.