Homonculous Posting

| Any/All | Gay | Fursuiter | Alt of @AvelAfter | 🤍 @vzCerberus | Digital Stargazer |

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Hello ladies, gentlemen, and undefinable anomalies!

This is my side account for rambling and discussing topics that I don’t feel like engaging with on main, whether it be because of it being a niche hobby or a spicy current events! Now come enjoy the digital night sky with me~✨

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@Split_72 No I didn’t drop it in dirt

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I think any iteration of this sticker is the mark of the beast and you should consider it a threat on the road that warrants physical action with your front bumper

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Lady in the waiting room at the car shop is talking about how changing the oil on your car is like how women have periods

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They should start nuclear weapons tests again but only because it would look really cool on film

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Lowkey sucks that predator as a term is so ubiquitous with the horrendous happenings in the world because predator and prey dynamics I think are really hard descriptors for characters

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Deltarune is tomorrow and I only just now found out I can draw a red circle around a guitar???

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@Split_72 Cognitohazard

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The gnome that stabs my legs every time I get home from work has gone too far this time so I’m upgrading from the salt gun to buckshot, hopefully the downstairs neighbors don’t mind

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@gourdcatbasic The war

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It’s pride month so I’m applying to every business and corporation around me for if they need a pride inflatable to use for the month because I want passive income with minimal work

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I created a nuclear bomb in the gd editor using 7 triggers and pure hatred that reliably crashes your game without fail

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I rubbed pooltoy Avel on regular Avel as a joke but now they’re floating and starting to spin exponentially faster together and I’m not sure how I stop this without it being an international incident

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Tfing into a pooltoy but you’re at work having to awkwardly explain to the member you can’t finish their transaction because you no longer have movable fingers and you get written up

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I draft tweets so bad I commit quantum suicide on myself by attaching a metronome to a shotgun pointed at my head that sends me to the reality where I lived to post it each time it clicks

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So called “monster fuckers” when the zodiac killer walks into the function

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The strawberry of instant disagreement when melon shows up

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Was playing strip poker with the buddies and I unfortunately ran out of clothes to take off so they started peeling my skin off like an orange, still was not as bad as drinking the IPA one of them recommended

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@DaireCrossFox Drink me.

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