Jeevin Gill Comedian

Stand Up Comedian that's too good too quit and not good enough to make it

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

I should really hate the knicks.

Their fans throwing eggs at Wemby, Seinfeld denying Palestine's existence while leaving MSG, beating up people wearing a spurs jersey.

But I'm just lost in the magical run

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

Toronto isn’t a city, its one giant case of Stockholm Syndrome

Weird that they gave Stockholm the name for that syndrome

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

How I went crawling back to drake reminded me how I should come crawling back to U. Tell your mom I still use her recipes.

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

Becoming a paid conservative media megaphone does that

[tee @freakyteezy_]

6izzbuzz can be blamed for almost every cultural issue plaguing Toronto right now

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

After this NHL draft lottery result, as a Vancouver Canucks fan who lives in Toronto, I will be allowing Gavin McKenna to punch my face in a bar every time he’s out so he remains suspended and the leafs can’t have him

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

Ford is in power until 2029

[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

NEW: NDP Leader Marit Stiles suggests Premier Doug Ford will "be in prison" at the end of this current mandate, and says the NDP would call a public inquiry into the Ford government if elected after the 2029/30 election.

#onpoli

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

Hey, nows a good time to get Epstein trending again

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

[stephen @stephenattong]

that one couple that don’t play about using the delaware exit at ossington station to reach comedy bar more efficiently

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

This is like when Israel wished everyone Eid Mubarak

[IndiainToronto @IndiainToronto]

The Consulate extends warm greetings on Sikh Heritage Month, as we celebrate the rich legacy, vibrant culture, and invaluable contributions of the Sikh community to both India and Canada. May it inspire the true spirit of Chardi Kala — eternal optimism and resilience.

@HCI_Ottawa @MEAIndia @diaspora_india

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

For Sikh Heritage Month, let’s talk about your comment section bud

[Brian Jean @BrianJeanAB]

April is Sikh Heritage Month – a time to celebrate the rich history, vibrant culture, and lasting contributions of Sikh Albertans.

From strengthening our communities to leading in public service and demonstrating extraordinary Seva – or selfless service – Sikh Albertans make our province stronger every day.

Happy Sikh Heritage Month!

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

Unfortunately for you, the people of the United States of America can’t read

[Masoud Pezeshkian @drpezeshkian]

To the people of the United States of America

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

It’s funny that April Fools has just become big companies tweeting good ideas as a bit

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

The fact that you can’t figure this out on your own tells me you took too many hits to the head

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Can Canadians explain to me what that NDP meeting/conference was about that I’m seeing all these clips from??? What was the objective of that get together from all these clips I’m seeing. I’m genuinely curious.

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

Squirrels don’t even ask to hit your vape anymore, they just look at you like

[New York Post @nypost]

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food https://t.co/yqJV7Hrqhu

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

Nope but I did guess you’d be a genocide denier

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Seriously: Five years ago, who had on their bingo card @TuckerCarlson becoming an outspoken defender of Sharia law?

🤯🤯🤯

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin.

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

You can now let the AI infiltrate all your personal apps! Amazing!!

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

The absolute balls of this

[Israel Foreign Ministry @IsraelMFA]

The Iranian regime devastated Arad and Dimona by deliberately striking civilians with missiles. Over 100 people were injured, including children. A blatant war crime. Pure terrorism.

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

lol this psycho taught me in high school

[Jim McMurtry @JimMcMurtry01]

The wealthy 1500-member Musqueam tribe, which claims all of Vancouver, is building 11 towers (some 56 stories) on an 11.7-acre waterfront site.

This density breaks all the rules, but when you’re a court-supported racial oligarchy, you can do anything.

[Jeevin Gill Comedian @jgillcomedy]

Dwayne

[𝖑𝖎𝖑𝖘k𝖊𝖙𝖈𝖍.𝖊𝖙𝖍 ♡ 邪教 @lilsketch]

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock