Julia

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@hannahiwin He was blessed to witness that

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“I wish I was famous on twitter cuz I’m hilarious.” -@hannahiwin

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"I don't care if it's over. Around me you're still on that diet." -the boy who won't share his chocolate with me

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"Designated driver? Girl no, I'm the designated guardian angel." -the boy who watches out for others

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Friends who FaceTime you for 7 hours during your horrific layovers are the ones you keep around.

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"Gunshots don't scare me, but YOU do!" -the boy who lives in the ghetto

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"You ever been sent to the principal's office for smiling too much?"-the boy who thinks he's a charmer

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*wide eyed and amazed*

"It's a wall, but it's not a wall. It's a window." -the boy who likes to convince me he's smarter

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"There's no free wifi here. That's demonic!" -Uncle Steven

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"Momma, you raised a genius. A certified genius."-the boy who started the crowd chanting for another song at the Andy Mineo concert

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*child running around airport*

"I'm going to catch him and revoke his leg privileges."-Allison

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"You've been gone too long and I don't know what to do. I abandoned my siblings and bought them."-the boy who has an addiction to shoes

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bad day:
Meggy-gets u lunch
Hannah-buys u things at Target
The boy who's a sweetie-gives u his locker code so u can eat his chocolate stash

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*filling out an application*
"Skills and qualifications? I can cook minute rice in under 58 seconds."-the boy who will out do us all

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"I know. The heated seats make you feel like you wet your pants a little." -Aunt Jen

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*over the loud speaker*

"If you don't like your seat I'll rebook you on the last flight out tomorrow night." -sassy gate agent in DTW

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"Why would you be put in jail?"

"Loitering at Dillon's. I wouldn't leave, I'd stay in my toilet paper fort."-The boy who'll never grow up

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@plexabit yes, he totally did. 😂

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*wraps whole hand in scotch tape*
"Child, what are you doing?"-me
"Arts and crafts."-the boy who shouldn't be trusted

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*hands me a sharpie*

"Julia, fill in my eyebrows." -the boy who should NOT be left unattended