Just_a_Geezer

[Just_a_Geezer @jgizzerd]

Just learned that Ewoks speak Ewokese

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Before vapes existed we had Prime Times. We are not the same

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Just remembered I can lick my nose

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What year did conga lines start dying out?

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Cereal is just breakfast soup

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Thinking about the time when Jason Mraz was the king of pop radio

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Choosin to drink bud light out of a plastic cup instead of a bottle is the most Oklahoma shit I ever seen

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I still think about this Prada fashion show led by the most iconic villains in movie history

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Missed by a mile and nailed a kid in the face instead. No one figured out it was me. Kid had to get picked up by his parents. Did not help with my confidence in trying to connect with other kids that night lmao

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One time when I was like 8yo I went to a church lock in. On the basketball court all the other kids were launching full court shots to see who could make it. I wanted to try but didn’t have any friends so I waited until everyone was done to take my shot.

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I bet being a chopped up onion getting slow cooked until caramelized feels fuckin GOOD. Low Heat For the Soul ts

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Out of all the signs, Sag’s have got to be the biggest pick-me girls

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

This is why I pay my internet bill 🤣

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For a song called Piano Man the guy with the harmonica won’t shut tf up

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Damn I got hot sauce on my labubu

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

31 days until halloween 🎃👻

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“Can I glue it back together with Alfredo sauce?”

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New word drop -

Momtraum

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New word drop -

Crunkled

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Agnes Miller Parker. "Siamese Cat and Butterfly," 1939.