Jeff Glasgow

Arlington

[Jeff Glasgow @jglasgow34]

I’m a grown man sobbing like a child. I fucking love the Texas Rangers. They did it #GoandTakeIt

[Spotrac @spotrac]

Happy Bobby Bonilla day to all who celebrate!
The 63-year-old cashes another $1.19M check from the Mets today, plus an additional $500k from the Orioles based on a January 2000 contract deferral.

More payments today:

Max Scherzer
Nats: $15M annual thru 2027
Dodgers: $15M in 2028

Chris Davis (Orioles)
2026-32: $3.5M annual
2033-37: $1.4M annual

Manny Ramirez (Red Sox)
2026: $2.04M (final year)

Ryan Braun (Brewers)
$1.8M annual thru 2031

Liam Hendriks (White Sox)
$1.5M annual thru 2033

Adam Wainwright (Cardinals)
$1M annual thru 2033

Lorenzo Cain (Brewers)
$1M annual thru 2027

Bret Saberhagen (Mets)
$250k annual thru 2028

[Jerome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿♿️ @JeromeLuvsWoke]

1-0 DR Congo already ffs

[Jared Sandler @JaredSandler]

Corey Seager has played through multiple tears & breaks during his Rangers tenure, especially during critical moments like the entire 2023 postseason when it hurt to even swing.

You see that he's out or getting a day off or scratched etc, but you don't see the stuff he does play through or the hours of work he spends to try and do so.

I get people want to see him in the lineup but the idea he's not tough or doesn't care is absurd.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Same guy posted he had Cane’s for the first time two weeks ago. GGs

[Dallas Braden @DALLASBRADEN209]

Tons of respect for the work you’ve done covering a sport that has experienced its own evolution. Take the forward pass for instance. The QB specifically became glorified & of paramount importance because of that evolution. How about the spread offense? I don’t hear anyone clamoring for “60 minutes of ground and pound” these days. If there are people BEGGING for the wishbone & punts on
4th & 1 these days I don’t hear em’. Gloves that are stickier than the spider tack baseball players use aren’t part of the game so receivers can hold a block downfield alongside a fullback that no longer exists. Michael Vick came along & revolutionized the way the QB position was played & defended. Just like Jacob Misiorowski is throwing 106MPH & making it that much tougher to get a bunt down against him. Games change whether we like it or not. I think we can both agree that executing fundamentals of the games is foundational to success. Players will evolve to perform in ways that lead to trends of compensation. Nobody is paying for sac bunts but they pay for HR’s. Nobody is paying a QB to hand it of 35 times but an Air Raider gets breaded up before he ever takes an NFL snap. The game changes.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Dad of the year

[Jeff Glasgow @jglasgow34]

https://t.co/OsrrcEHJFM

@khenkes6 @DelishmanGuap

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Lindsay Bebout @lindsaybebout]

Imagine watching the first season of Friday Night Lights in 2006 and being told that the guy who plays Landry will be the only one that becomes a movie star

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

I feel about April Margera the same way I do about Princess Diana

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Why?

[Shawn McFarland @McFarland_Shawn]

Wyatt Langford, who has played only 40 games this season, is now fourth among primary AL left fielders in fWAR.

He’s slashed .317/.371/.634 with 7 home runs since he returned from the injured list earlier this month.

[Turnpike Troubadours @TpTroubadours]

OUT NOW: Our cover of Feelin' Good Again with @sierrahull is now available on all streaming platforms: https://t.co/n2LNIWzR71

And be sure to check out the official music video on YouTube, starring @CMC_22, @robertearlkeen, and many more.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

*At the bar*

Girl:

Me: so Jason Robertson just turned down 120 million

Girl: uhmm.. okay..

Me: yeah he could stay in Dallas. We don’t know. He could leave too

Girl: .. sure

Me: it’s like if he leaves Dallas, he won’t be there because he’ll be somewhere else

Girl:

Me: it’s not out there yet what he’s gonna do

Girl: ok

Me: if he does stay in Dallas it would mean he won’t be going anywhere else

Girl: that’s crazy.. want to sleep over?

Me: both sides are still talking

Girl: do you want to come over

Me: he could be in Dallas but ultimately it depends if he doesn’t leave

[Jeff Glasgow @jglasgow34]

@JaredSandler Edgar Renteria
Joe Carter
Luis Gonzalez
Bill Mazeroski

[Wyndham Clark @Wyndham_Clark]

I hate baker mayfield

[Jeff Glasgow @jglasgow34]

@Evan_P_Grant

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

Just an incredible comment here

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer