Jonathan Goldstein

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[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

its time 2 the do

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

Visiuin faidng thruyat closigb ack

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

I knw it I shoudl never have eaten steandfe chocoalte

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

Oh... I don't feel so hot right now...

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

Alright, that's it - I'm eating these chocolates! The show must go on and I require sustenance.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

So hungry... I brought my box of chocolates to show them off but now I'm thinking of eating them.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@_brenden every cafeteria insensitive to those with lactose intolerance has its victim.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

Everything in the cafeteria has feta cheese in it. They knew I was coming. Someone must have tipped them off.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@HowieChackowicz where are you? I'm still starving and it's making it difficult to prepare for tonight.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@Kathleen_LRR see you then. Hope you enjoy the show. One autograph per customer though, just a heads up.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@Kathleen_LRR I think she's still a little sore that my complaints led to her being relocated.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@Kathleen_LRR the CBC cafe ladies travel between HQ's. This one and I have history, though I haven't seen her for some time.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@HowieChackowicz can you bring me a sandwich or something? I'm starving and can't get out of the office. No dairy please.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

I didn't have time for breakfast this morning and the woman who always gives me the greasy eye is working at the cafeteria.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@HowieChackowicz I'm going to bed but I forbid you to sell anymore wine with my face on it. If you want the $30 be up at a respectable hour.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@HowieChackowicz I'll give you $30 if you promise to never use my bathtub again.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@HowieChackowicz do they know you made that in my bathtub? I still reek of rotten grapes from my bath this morning.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@HowieChackowicz Are you calling me Howard or are you suggesting that I drank "Howard?" I think you've been helping yourself to the product.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@HowieChackowicz but it presents me as a "drunkard" I don't even drink Howard. I have a reputation to maintain.

[Jonathan Goldstein @JGold2000]

@HowieChackowicz you'd better not be using this label http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/4365116021_ece9a16275_o.jpg I did NOT approve it.