Jeff Gonick

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[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@brendengallager Hahaha under appreciated joke here imo

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@bdetrick Not the flat white they wanted us talking about

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@HelloCullen The ice works for both

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@ClaireMPLS 27 mins
19 pts (8/11); (2/3 from 3)
4 reb
2 ast
+15

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@robinhatch That bridge scene is incredible 10/10

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@ClaireMPLS Pretty pivotal for the comeback offensively

[Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly]

Guys. A dril meme. In a press release.

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

Had some flies in the kitchen and got my 3 and 5 year-old boys fly swatters. Every fly was gone in less than a week. Stone cold killers. Laughing while they did it.

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@clairecdowns @KamalaHQ Hoping to do the same in PA lmk what you find out

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

Why is the colonoscopies number 1 though?

[Complex @Complex]

Carlos Yulo, who has made history as the Philippines' first-ever male Olympic gold medalist, will receive the following for his win:

1. A lifetime of free colonoscopies after he turns 45
2. A fully furnished condo worth over $400k
3. A house
4. Over $250k in cash
5. An iPhone 16
6. Two free restaurant franchises
7. A lifetime of free mac and cheese, grilled chicken, ramen, and more from various local restaurants
8. A free college education

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@charlybliss As someone who grew up there this is SPOT ON

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

When they say a movie is haunting this is what they mean this shit sticks with you

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Vanishing (1988)

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

This sounds exactly like Val Kilmers stoner guru character from season 1 of Entourage which I know as someone rewatching season 1 of Entourage

[Pitbull @pitbull]

People take so many pictures, they miss the big picture. They’re so connected, they’re disconnected.

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

I love this movie. A true 1 of 1

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@clairecdowns As a person whose fav part of the book is the imprisonment and escape it’s Abbe Faria for me

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@clairecdowns Feeling self conscious about this humblebrag now but it’s a great book!

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@clairecdowns 🤚 (more than once)

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

The fifth dimension of chess has been unlocked

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

The republican response to "JD Vance is weird" appears to be posting videos and images of democrats with the caption "JD Vance is weird," further locking the phrase "JD Vance is weird" into people's minds.

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@brendengallager Kids are obsessed with it so have watched it maybe twenty times in the last couple months. Honestly don’t get tired of it. Find random laughs on different viewings “Go tell the mayor” got me the other day

[Jeff Gonick @jgonick]

@herandrews Very weird thing to say!