Jake G

God’s least favorite / Louisiana born, Texas raised / Half my speech consists of movie or tv show references / Your local databank of useless knowledge

[Jake G @jgoodjag]

“Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That’ll teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemingway

[Jake G @jgoodjag]

@MorganLaidler What you’re really saying is, “we’re so inept we can’t do what Stone Age First Nation tribes were doing for millennia.” Your entire country is a Reddit meme.

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

U.S. got screwed with the red card in the game. Said f it. We ball. Outscored Bosnia despite being a man down. Balogun shook hands with the official anyway. Handled it like a total pro. Was told there were no appeals. Said f it. We ball. Bring on Belgium anyway. We’ll still win.

We’re told today he can play. We say cool. Everyone else shows 0 class whatsoever. F it. We ball. See you tomorrow.

[Brian LaLima @BLima790]

This year was the easiest path to a Super Bowl for the Houston Texans that they will ever have:

- #1 Defense
-No Mahomes, Jackson, Allen, Burrow
-Broncos starting back up QB in AFC Title game

And CJ Stroud out here throwing 5 INTs & 5 fumbles in the playoffs.

Unbelievable.

[The Crawdad of Liberty @crawdad4liberty]

**Ain’t Talkin bout Love intensifies**

At least until Israel breaks another ceasefire

[Smoky Mountains Enjoyer 🪕 🌄 @SmokiesFren]

Brain dead commies fuck up boiling water one time in the 80’s and boomers are scared forever of nuclear power

[mark normand @marknorm]

Yesterday was a crazy day, thankfully we can all move on and enjoy 9/11

[Sage Actual @SageDynamics]

Murdering moderates willing to engage in debate is a quick path to meeting people with no desire to talk to you at all.

[GEORGE LUCAS JR. @VitoComedy]

Reminder that Kahn's voice actor is still alive, he's just not allowed to voice the character anymore because it might upset somebody

[SHiN @BeatsBySHiN]

The idea that a fake slur for a group of inanimate objects that was created on a kids cartoon is gonna get you canceled in a decade has me cackling lmao

[Jake G @jgoodjag]

For Peanut. RIP.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

James Gunn says he almost cut the scene of Superman saving a squirrel from the film because test screening audiences didn’t like it:

“We showed it to test audiences and some people did not like the squirrel. They’re like, ‘Why the fuck is he saving a squirrel? Why is he taking time out, saving a squirrel?’ There was a cut where I cut it out and I’m like, ‘I really miss the squirrel. He’s gotta save the squirrel.’”

(Source: https://t.co/IeR5uv1Vxp)

[Darkseid @dddarkseiddd]

This guy creates the best breaking bad memes

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

You have to realize they are making this because you enjoy the first one the wrong way.

[ivy ☁️ @cowboylikeivvy]

well someone gotta stop saquon this sunday

[Jake G @jgoodjag]

Kansas City Cheats

[The Crawdad of Liberty @crawdad4liberty]

Fuck the NFL. Fuck the Chiefs. Fuck no hands Kincaid. I will not watch this Super Bowl

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Good morning!