Jess Goodrich

Just out here waiting for Mich Golden Light to make an olive beer 🫒🍻

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

I feel like I just broke up with Trump but he’s still sitting in my living room telling me that all the reasons I gave supporting our breakup are wrong and that we should keep dating and he’ll continue to show up at my house until I take him back #TrumpMeltdown

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

FedEx is a dumpster fire. I said what I said.

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

My husband is in shambles right now. Should I become a Packers fan?

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

Currently a free agent. Send me your best offers to be a fan for your team.

[Barstool Indy @barstoolindy]

Happy New Year, Colts fans!

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

@DCroal08 @e_scheid39 @SqueezeBerryTV @NicoTerch @SKOL69SKOL I actually said “we will find a way to lose this” so no chirping on my end unlike yours all day starting at 7am

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

Rotten Tomatoes can eff off because Jurassic World: Dominion was absolutely fantastic

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

So you just woke up and chose violence, eh?

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

He’s a 10 but he won’t let you get another dog

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

@flirtaylady Yes exactly! That is such an important callout.

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

SO SO SO FUN how much pain we are forced to go through as responsible adults preventing pregnancy - IUDs, hormonal birth control, etc) just to be told in 2022 “haha eff you, if this doesn’t work better just deal with it” as if you haven’t already put us through enough

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

Have we tried putting the Supreme Court in rice

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Roe v. Wade protected a woman’s right to choose, her right to make intensely personal decisions with her doctor.

It reaffirmed basic principles of equality. And it reinforced the fundamental right of privacy — the right of each of us to choose how to live our lives.

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

Before we know it, they’re going to require we have someone there to supervise our doctor’s appointments. #RoeVsWade

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

A TikTok just made me put my head into a hanger to see if it would make my head move and now I actually need to delete this app forever

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Rod @justme_rod]

I wish I could text my dog that I’m on my way home

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

@mypawp

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

@Danny_B_____ Preach.

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

Indy 🦮: Will eat sticks, dirt, and fresh grass clippings

Also Indy 🦮: “I’m sorry but my refined palette doesn’t accept mild cheddar cheese, do you have any part-skim mozzarella sticks by chance?”

[Jess Goodrich @jgoodrich14]

It’s only 199 miles

[TCMediaTerrorist @TCMediaTerror]

Source: @DCroal08 moving in with @jgoodrich14 in John Mayer this summer. The slumbia heights violence drove him to move 200 miles away…

[Susie Evans @ThenSusieSaid]

Having a dog in bed with you is one of the most comforting and best feelings. 🥺🥺