Goose

Being the lone wolf is cool until you go to the annual wolf picnic and dont have a partner for the wheelbarrow races-norm macdonald

[Bryan Shepherd @bshep17]

Breaking news: due to the corona virus , our Monday night hockey from 9-10 will not be allowing spectators. So those 3 guys who watch for 5 min before their game in the other rink will have to find something else to do. Not taking any risks.

[Goose @Jgoose02]

@CasuallyAwkward Ahh yes memories of Wonderbread and having a single parent go hand in hand

[Goose @Jgoose02]

I said it once and I’ll say it again

[Goose @Jgoose02]

The Battle of Alberta in the regular szn with this kind of intensity is so dang good for hockey and also for my viewing pleasure

[Goose @Jgoose02]

The Battle of Alberta in the regular szn with this kind of intensity is so dang good for hockey and also for my viewing pleasure

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Rick from Red Deer just woke his infant son up screaming about the battle of Alberta being alive again

[black mamba @cyberc00tie]

so I was accidentally placed in a group chat with these ladies...and I’m sorry barb... LMAO

[Goose @Jgoose02]

@CasuallyAwkward 🤗 sending a hug your way!

[sam @samshotss]

i do not have a bachelor of science, but, i am a bachelor of science

[Goose @Jgoose02]

What the actual fuck

[Emily Ratajkowski @emrata]

These are our politicians.

[Tiger Tracker @OGTigerTracker]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS WINS THE MASTERS, HIS 15TH MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP AND FIFTH GREEN JACKET. 11-YEARS AFTER HIS LAST MAJOR WIN. SIMPLY AMAZING. INCREDIBLE. 🚨🚨🚨

[Fellatio Alger @FellatioAlger]

I’m screaming.

[Goose @Jgoose02]

@CasuallyAwkward Selling my organs is usually my go to