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[sam @samshotss]

vegans are people from vegas

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BREAKING NEWS: Milk Is Suing Oat Milk

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what time does costco breakfast stop?

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@MrAdamAp i will never be stronger than bobby and i miss having him help me lift heavy things

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gonna tell my kids this was lil uzi vert

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@Nesualol @thenoelmiller

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why is coffee legal but alcohol is not

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my favorite artist is WAP (weird al pyankovic)

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little tip to remain safe during this years halloween: wear a mask!!

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@ianrborthwick @codyko i’ll set you up on https://t.co/meQ8C9NSAg and book cody for you, shoot me a dm

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y’all said 2020 was a bad year

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tune in to watch us drink orange monster and scream for 12 hours straight

[marcus @marcusmolch]

streaming all day tomorrow with @samshotss. starting at 11 am PDT. mark your calendars

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@TwitterNotify what does that mean?

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u can say ur vegan all u want but i know ur still munchin on 8 spiders a year

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i do not have a bachelor of science, but, i am a bachelor of science

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really craving some parrot cake

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only 8 more days of june gloom!!! who else excited for no-wipe july?!??!?

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Sometimes a Player has to just sit back and say… Wow….