Jenna Landsman

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Don't fall for it.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

If you’re fine with your children undergoing active shooter drills every year but lose your shit over them potentially seeing the pride section at Target, you make no sense and are staggeringly unfit for parenthood.

[Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas]

350 rockets have been fired at Israel today. That’s 350 attempts at murder.

If you’re silent when Israel is under attack, stay silent when Israel takes action to stop the rockets.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It’s time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. We can reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life.

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

@Oreo bring back blueberry!

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

@mindykaling is never have i ever coming back?!?!

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

@KailLowry same

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

Maybe it’s 32, maybe it’s having a kid, but I’m not coming to your 8pm dinner invite.

HONEY, that is when I’m putting on face creams, I’m dimming the lights, the bra is off, the pen has been hit, I’m putting on The Office.

Blue Haired Specials only.

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

@Starbucks why can’t i find the spinach feta egg wrap anymore?! THAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH. pleaseeeee make them again

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

infant hockey & football jerseys becoming available was more exciting than taylor swift tickets.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when taylor swift wrote “the great war” she was actually preparing us for the Battle of Ticketmaster. her mind!

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

karma's on your scent like a bounty hunter

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

the amount of times i go through the how i met your mother series is unhealthy. but it’s the best show EVER to exist. ill never stop watching it. i really hope @JoshRadnor shows up in how i met your father at SOME POINT!

[Amy Albertson @theamyalbertson]

Israel might have a far right government that I am not a fan of, but I will still fight for her right to exist as the Jewish homeland.

This is how you disagree with Israeli policies and government officials and can still be a staunch Zionist.

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

i knew the TS tour dates would be EXACTLY then LOL

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m enchanted to announce my next tour: Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of my career (past & present!) The first leg of the tour will be in stadiums across the US, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can!
https://t.co/KFuqvrhSGo

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

If you ever hurt an introvert, you're gonna go through a long spell of loneliness. They don't argue. They don't fight. They don't explain. And they have absolutely no intention of hurting you. All they're doing is healing their own heart in silence.

[Weight Watchers @ww_us]

Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

[Jenna Landsman @jgortler]

@McDonalds where did the snack wraps go i just don’t get the decision to take them away at all