James Gowans

I run laps fast. You want good words? Date a languager. Sub 4 miler. Least photogenic person alive.

[James Gowans @jgowans2]

The 804 story https://t.co/1p3Wpg01wx

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Authorities: Missing Plates And Glasses Found Filthy But Safe In Roommate’s Room https://t.co/Ef4ABqX3Hk

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

This has to be an NCAA violation. Pretty sure Galen Rupp used all his eligibility at Oregon.

[James Gowans @jgowans2]

@ZebulonLang I find it hard to believe you only brew a pot a day.

[DUMBFLOTRACK @DumbFlotrack]

Sorry @HOKAONEONE but doesn’t “Mach” refer to speed in relation to sound, not light...?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack https://t.co/OGyW69XwgW

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

Still the best halftime show ever.

[DUMBFLOTRACK @DumbFlotrack]

Tom Brady trying to catch a ball is exactly what i envision Galen rupp trying to catch a ball looks like

[DUMBFLOTRACK @DumbFlotrack]

Tom Brady is the human version of Vibram Five Fingers. #SuperBowlTweetTest

[James Gowans @jgowans2]

I call this piece, "Mile Heats at BU" https://t.co/f3qcNW5Hex

[James Gowans @jgowans2]

What tf just happened? No folding table will be safe. #Bills

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

This is not a joke.

KYLEEEEEEEEEE! #GoBills

[Lionel Chambers @ItsMeLionel]

The #InvisibleBoxChallenge on another level

[DUMBFLOTRACK @DumbFlotrack]

all i wanna do is

*gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *click* *cash register noise*

not have plantar fasciitis

[James Gowans @jgowans2]

@davidlikesyou Tbh this is far from the first incident that labeled you as a concerned mom.

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

I want to see this. https://t.co/USioEq4u0J

[James Gowans @jgowans2]

@ZebulonLang @CornellTFXC Someone had to do it

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.

[LetsRun.com @letsrundotcom]

Very interesting matchup on tap at tonight's Stumptown Twilight meet in Portland (men's 5k goes off at 11:45 p.m. ET).

[David M @davidmellyruns]

Highlight of #NCAATF so far: @par_sam_sons slow clapping for the vaulter mid-10k right before he cleared the winning height

[James Gowans @jgowans2]

@hgowans03 Plot twist: I made dean's list