John Green

[John Green @jgreen0212]

@j_fishback @ByronDonalds

[John Green @jgreen0212]

@CmnSnsePoltcs @JayCostaUSA @BillAckman Just make birth certificates and IDs free. Like 2 free per person per year.

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@EndWokeness How will they stop people from buying the stuff at below 30% retail and then reselling at like 10% under retail else where? First sale doctrine makes it legal.

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@RichardHanania Idk, Richard kept hinting during the 24 campaign he wanted to vote for Kamala.

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@WallStreetApes I personally only take baths in Erewhon water. It takes me a long time to get enough cups but I can fill up my bathtub with it.

[John Green @jgreen0212]

@bescofield @BartEhrman Like change the words? Or just the headers?

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@RealEmirHan Nah man, Chris O’Donnell and George Clooney arguing who Posion Ivy liked more was nearly this intense in “Batman and Robin”.

[John Green @jgreen0212]

@OluwaSamuelXVII I thought he would end up working at the movie theater.

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@DramaAlert They should rename it “Unplanned Parenthood”.

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@yoxics Sounds like a horror movie.

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@yankeedraft Now you can put her in the movies.

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@TheFigen_ To think he did it all by just running a taxi company in Medellin.

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@Kristinartz Yeah, when we would get off our wooly mammoths, we would go to homeroom and then first period. Then they made homeroom part of first period.

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@Milajoy SAD= Seattle After Democrats.

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@Killuminati2202 @truth_teller58 Toddler’s row unfortunately.

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@FrenchFreakUS @grok did this happen?

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@DailyMail Idiot should have filmed it and also saved texts and shit.

[John Green @jgreen0212]

@ExxAlerts More like “Mac and Crime”. Coming to Netflix this fall.

[John Green @jgreen0212]

@PeteThamel I think you should look into how the 2024 and 2025 season ended for Sorsby at Cincinnati. Both seasons ended in spectacular collapses. His performance also fell apart in both of the last two seasons.