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[Myriam Jessier @myriamjessier]

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They didn't READ.
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[Paul 'Atreides' Wood - mostly @retroid.bsky.social @SuperRetroid]

RT if you agree.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I love this 😍😍😍

[Deno @deno_land]

"node".split("").sort().join("")

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Programming:

Day 1 - lets learn about variables
Day 2 - 5,475 - ok, now lets constantly reinvent how we send JSON back and forth between a browser and the server

[Ben Simo 🐋 @QualityFrog]

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?

Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42

Tester:

[julka @jgrodel]

I adopted a fat cat. I clean his butt for him with baby wipes because he can't reach...

This morning I saw him poop, sit down wide legged with his butt straight on the carpet, reach forward, and then pull his butt along the carpet to wipe himself. 🤦😭🤣💩

[Marissa Monticolo @MMonticolo]

April 1st 2020: COVID finally broke Ina Garten who posted this recipe for a vat of cocktails at 6am.

“I like to make a big pitcher. You never know who’s stopping by. Wait. No one’s stopping by.”

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Government: If you get too close to anyone you will die

Me: This is exactly what I’ve been trying to tell my therapist

[julka @jgrodel]

I adopted a very obese cat (and yes, he's on a diet). One of the first things my vet had to say was that I clearly have good bum cleaning “technique”. 😂 #FatCatMom

[christina @cszhu]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from closing 100 chrome tabs after solving an obscure programming bug, not from someone else

[Paul Farhi @farhip]

Anderson Cooper on @CNN just now: "The Washington Post says 'Democracy Dies in Darkness.' It doesn't. It dies right in front of our faces."

[Pearl @pearlthemeerkat]

Today in Pilates we are working on our core while ALSO holding resistance ball above our head. Advanced.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

here's where

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Someone out there needs to see this today.

[Ashley Willis (McNamara) @ashleymcnamara]

Dogs playing jenga is my new favorite thing