Jessica👩🏻‍🔬

a chemist’s non-science shenanigans

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I wish there had been some kind of orientation or handbook to prepare me for how wholly fucking devastating some of my most cherished family becoming full throttle anti-vaxx conspiracy theorists would be

[Jessica👩🏻‍🔬 @jgroenevelt1]

If I die an early death all fingers shall be pointed to fourth grade Jessica & her obsessive love of hot dogs.

[New York Post @nypost]

Eating 1 hot dog takes 35 minutes off life, study suggests https://t.co/9a9kHICofd

[Paul Cogan @PaulCogan]

Cops quitting because of a vaccine requirement seems like an elegant solution to a different problem.

[Rebecca Pierce @aptly_engineerd]

Trying to think if there is another term for prisoners with jobs?

[Nano-Mate-rial @bananaliquor]

The lengths I go to in order to ensure a my Western Blots are successful… 🤠

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Dude walked out of a cornfield just to call you a bitch

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Every year, I help Ben LeClere, John Lowe & Charles Howell Logan update the Google results for this pic of them posing in front of the sign where Emmett Till’s body was found

2 yrs later, no one has punished them, but I bet they’d love a RT to remind Google of this joyous night

[Andy Campbell @AndyBCampbell]

This is what “defund the police” means

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

man, owning a newspaper is tight

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

For the unaware, a coil fitting involves pulling open the cervix. The pain was intense and the whole procedure the most barbaric thing I’ve ever encountered. I’m delighted that it doesn’t hurt some people, but the suggestion it ‘should not hurt’ is absurd!
https://t.co/iCdvIEZIFp

[Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H]

Holy shit. This is brave.

[Katie @ZiziFothSi]

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

[Bush’s Baked Beaner @calc_john]

Social media is so pivotal in these moments, especially when western media actively keeps us from seeing these images. Your retweets and sharing are important. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

[Jessica👩🏻‍🔬 @jgroenevelt1]

@jorylynn26 The disappointment amongst my siblings when my dad mowed down our treasured weeds was unmatched 😭😭😭

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Here’s why members of the Pillsbury family are boycotting their own brand

[da’shaun | they/them @DaShaunLH]

political cartoons have such an obsession w/making fat ppl villains in a way that goes largely uninterrogated (perhaps in worse ways than all the other ways anti-fatness goes uninterrogated). these cartoons create a culture of understanding fatness as bad—in & outside of policy.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Brian Kilmeade can barely restrain himself from losing his shit in response to a 6th grader stating the obvious.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

would love to live in a world where assaulting black women means you stop being a successful and continually endorsed celebrity actually