Josh Gruoner🌾

Chronic re-tweeter. Why write a tweet when others say it better. EMAW

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

🗣️ That's what speed do!

Salvador Perez rips his first steal in 5 years!

[Vahe Gregorian @vgregorian]

From his body language, Butker seemed to know that 69-yard attempt was good as soon as he hit it. Seemed would have been good a few yards longer. Mahomes among first to run out on the field to congratulate him.

[W E S @MetsWes]

Every Sunday he will announce they are close to a deal and the next day he will bomb Yankee Stadium

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

*US Army declares need to get "back to basics"*
Loses war in the Middle East

[Nick Price @NickPriceKC]

Just in case some of you didn’t know what to think of the Royals’ recent surge

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

every 6 months the Trump administration realizes lowering tariffs will lower prices, applies this insight to one specific good, and then proceeds to never introspect beyond that. It’s honestly beautiful in its stupidity.

[The off-season @TheOffSeasonCFB]

"College football... But with players who are actually in college".

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Todd Howard sleeps easy at night knowing Elder Scrolls VI can never be leaked since that shit won’t even run until four months after launch,

[kstate_MAN @kstateman14]

Garfield's fat orange lazy ass is more willing to get a job than dudes that played college sports and couldn't make it in the pros.

[Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara]

A few more months, and we will be back to where we were at the start of the year!

[A Finance Guy’s Ex-Wife @WifeFinance]

Soon you won’t need to hire Pablo from the Home Depot parking lot to paint your house for $200 a day.

You’ll be able to buy this $200,000 machine and hire a crew for $600 a day to carry it up your stairs, move all your furniture, and clean up the machine when it’s done, then hire Pablo for $200 a day to fix all the mistakes it made.

[Mrs. Gore @MrsGoresDiary]

I’ve seen a lot of posts online about “bringing back the 90’s” with less screen time, more reading aloud, more bike rides, more homemade food, more playing outside and more living a present life, and I get the sentiment, but also if you were IN the 90’s you remember…

televisions going ALL day, and when nothing was on TV, the VHS tapes coming out! 😂

Just saying, if you’re looking for a screen-free lifestyle, you need to rewind a few more decades.

[Bison @Bisontwting]

bro shut the fuck up

[scottwildcat @scottwildcat]

Nobody dislikes college football more than people who are paid to talk about college football.

[IncognegroNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @FormerlyCBM]

I mean, if this were in any sense true, why is my gas still $4 a gallon??

[Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* @EsotericCD]

That's because it's an utter shitshow, and everyone knows it except for our president, who thinks he can "Norman Vincent Peale" his way out of defeat - it doesn't exist if you never acknowledge it!

Turns out that's not actually true.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

We are, Penn State

[MLB @MLB]

He's got the power
He's got the speed

Pete Crow-Armstrong has back-to-back 30-homer, 30-stolen base seasons!