John

I am 36. I live just outside of Nashville. I am a stand up comic. I love the outdoors, hanging out at coffee shops, and comics.

[John @jgtrask1998]

Dear @IHOP please teach your staff what rotting salad looks like. The steak tip meal was definitely not worth the price.

[J-LIST | New 18% Ero Toy Sale @jlist]

Today is the only day you can RT this.

[John @jgtrask1998]

I wonder if Trump ever tells Melania to go back where she came from.

[Sarah Colonna @sarahcolonna]

INSTAGRAM IS DOWN: HOW ARE THE CATS 🐱😩

[John @jgtrask1998]

Trump sure acts like a spoiled little kid who got caught in the cookie jar, not like the President of the United States.

[John @jgtrask1998]

The last person who separated kids from parents, we fought in a world war to get rid of him. #makingmericagreatagain

[John @jgtrask1998]

#IfMyWallsEverStartTalking they would say nothing exciting ever happens here.

[John @jgtrask1998]

#DespiteWhatYouMightHaveHeard Pokémon Go isn't taking over the world.

[John @jgtrask1998]

#DespiteWhatYouMightHaveHeard I am still just a rat in a cage.

[John @jgtrask1998]

Only in #PokemonGO can you say I am low on balls and need to get some more, and no one thinks your a pervert.

[John @jgtrask1998]

She offers to pay. #Bad1stDateOmens

[John @jgtrask1998]

#IfSelfiesNeverExisted everyone would not be a photographer and photographers would still have jobs.

[John @jgtrask1998]

I was making it look cool to walk in a park late at night looking like a creep way before #PokemonGo came along.

[John @jgtrask1998]

#GotFiredBecause apparently got to catch them all does not apply to the bosses daughters. @midnight

[John @jgtrask1998]

#GotFiredBecause I fixed the ice cream machine at McDonalds. @midnight

[John @jgtrask1998]

#GotFiredBecause I told my boss I do what I want. Whatever. @midnight

[John @jgtrask1998]

#GotFiredBecause I turned porn on all the display tvs in the store. @midnight

[John @jgtrask1998]

#GotFiredBecause it's my life, and it's now or never. @midnight

[John @jgtrask1998]

#GotFiredBecause my boss takes death threats seriously. @midnight

[John @jgtrask1998]

#GotFiredBecause I broke my bosses daughters heart. @midnight