Jess FitzGerald

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

Today a woman at Lulu Lemon told me that their pants "aren't supposed to be a replacement for jeans" and I swear I almost walked out

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

@boogieclark

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

@semiproduckspod @itz__Fitz @PabstBlueRibbon 10:03

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

Mood every day of quarantine.

[Matt Ziemak @MattZiemak]

Literally the government right now.

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

hey kids! Piss off your racist uncle and vote today!!!!

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

Those are my people!!! Congrats @Amanda_Frew 👍

[FleishmanHillard @Fleishman]

More exciting news: @Amanda_Frew, based in our Sacramento office, earned a spot on @businessinsider’s Rising PR Stars roundup! ⭐ Go, Amanda!

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

Need John Mayer’s “Moon” sweatshirt from his “New Light” video. Plz txt with any leads.

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

@kburr92 Lol seriously! He finally barfed it up this morning🙌🏼

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

My puppy: Swallows the head of his favorite toy

Me every time he poops and there’s no toy:

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

@SexMcMuffin @Trill_Wats @PFTCommenter Iconic performance 🙌🏼

[dumb bitch media @dumbbitchmedia]

a lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor made fun of my schooner in front of the whole regatta.

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

Nobody: Me @ the bar at 3am:

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

Rookie move, babes

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

You’re being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

@madisondavie @rachel Omg! It really is a dream job.

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Happy October!!! 👻💀

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

My greatest weakness is emails from @FreePeople with the subject line “Sweater Weather is Here”

[Jess FitzGerald @jgunnerz]

@cheyennemarina_ Hahaha “No guys it’s for work it’s fine”