Juandissimo Magnifico

Life's a m'fucking joke so we fuck around
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Being human is a little condition that requires a bit of anesthesia

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Y'all pull up to the pool party

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Dam, Big Sean's verse on Talk Show just hit on another level

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Try to love you baby
But you push me away
Don't know where you're going
Only know just where you've been

[Juandissimo Magnifico @jguzman1018]

You gotta have one sorry ass life to be so bothered by a dog that's a good 20 ft away from you simply cause they're not on a leash. Unbothered, not even looking in their direction, just trying to handle her business but dude be so pressed about her.

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ALL THIS DAM CONSTRUCTION!?!!

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Can't ever catch a break

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Just re watched No Way Home. Ready for Brand New Day tomorrow!! 😤

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Sounds shitty but I find a little bit of comfort in the fact that I'm not the only one that deals with these problems 😅😂

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Tickets secured for Spider-Man & Doomsday 🫡

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This baby came home grumpy AF

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I try to be cordial & I'm made out to be the villain

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I gotta remind myself I don't need to eat as much now that I'm eating meat again 😅

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I wish I didn't care

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Finally getting caught up on HOTD 🙌🏽

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Thank God for music. Always able to shine light to my feelings & help me process them

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Alright now it's time for USA to lose

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I gotta find peace of mind

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Dam ain't nobody working today. Everybody said "not on America's birthday!"

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