John G. Wang

[John G. Wang @jgwang]

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#WishesFromTeyvat

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props to us parents for not freaking out about the mess!🤣 #hometasking

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's oldest just returned from her weeklong summer camp & basically said she enjoyed her side quest but is ready to return to her main quest w/ her family ^_^

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wife [to 12 y.o. eating on the bed & making a mess]: hey, what did I say about spilling? daughter: to spill, or not to spill, that is the question...?

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@bts_bighit meets @RelayForLife

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11 y.o.: it smells like up dog. me: what's up dog? 11: not much; what's up w/ u dawg? me: [busts out laughing... then we both have a hearty belly laugh] =D

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wife: what's the drawing tool that looks like a triangle called? 11 y.o.: protractor? me: I think it's called a square. 11: haha. me: https://t.co/qQ4DYzIzu2

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PSA for any of you Magic Mountain fans... https://t.co/tnTYuWCYH2

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Verifying myself: I am jgwang on Keybase.io. fumM9Opm449fAgmMIcS_IyT4_KZ1sCSpeSrJ / https://t.co/dvZf3cYAMr

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is volunteering @ my kids' school & is now sitting in the principal's offc; it feels kinda surreal...i've never seen the principal's offc b4

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intro'd sttng 2 my girls: disaster (pwr failure puts capt picard in charge of 3 kids) & clues (data acts suspiciously after crew blacksout)

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wife [to 7 y.o.]: r u blaming *me* for being cold? 7 y.o: i'm not blaming u. i'm just the victim & u're the one who should b blamed. me: =D

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wife:jersey mike's 4 dinner? 7 y.o.: no, im not in the mood 4 sandwiches. w:how about toppers? 7: yeah! i wanna turkey bacon sandwich! w: =S

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9 y.o.:c the scratch marks on the couch? i was making dinner 4 pete the cat from micky mouse trapped in a magic ball. me:y? 9:cause i was 3

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wife[sarcastically]: is the bottom of the stairs really the best place for this mat? 7 y.o.: yes, cause u can jump on it. me: makes sense =)

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9 y.o. [after playing w/ an etch-a-sketch]: daddy, how do u erase this? me: XD

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wife, walking2car w/kids from dinner, tells joke but no1 laffs. queue the well-timed crickets chirping in the nite. now every1's laughing =D

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@horsemeatsteak haha, I didn't realize I know that show