Jordan Hope

soy una hoja buena

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

at some point the duolingo people gave up fighting and said “fine, the owl is canonically evil” and i would like to know what post broke them

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Orphaned pangolin being brushed the way its mother would have groomed

📹 Sangha Pangolin Project
https://t.co/mUA7ANm5vQ

[Ragen Chastain (she/her) @danceswithfat]

You can't "ruin" food by adding fat to it. Dressing doesn't ruin the salad, you're still eating vegetables. Sour cream doesn't ruin a potato. The nutrients are all still there (some absorb better when eaten w/ fat!) "Ruining nutritious food" by adding fat is a diet culture lie.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Cardi Rie @carierobins_]

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

[Jordan Hope @jh_morillo]

@SookieVamp If you dump it straight into the bowl using a pot or gallon jug you can get it to flush with about 6 bottles. Just dump it super fast and the pressure will make it flush. Don’t have to fill up the tank (I’m in Arden and in the same boat)

[Jordan Hope @jh_morillo]

@FotoByFreas I live off of Airport Rd in Arden and haven’t had water since 8:00 last night

[Sophie Gonzales @sgonzalesauthor]

The biggest change of viewpoint I ever went through in psych training was when I said “but what if they’re doing it for attention” and my supervisor was like “what’s wrong with needing attention?” and I realised I didn’t have an answer.

[jame @kloogans]

me: [opens fridge]

bag of decaying broccoli: pleas-

me: [closes fridge]

[Ellie Devine @LastGorgon]

Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just chop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.

[Jordan Hope @jh_morillo]

One thing I feel very strongly about after working in a nursing home and watching patients enter hospice care: if it is *at all* possible for you to find a way to take loved ones home and let them not spend their final days in a facility, do it.

[Jordan Hope @jh_morillo]

@SelfCarWidgePet I definitely spent like 2,000 gems on stuff for my cute house when that update was leaked and didn’t get reimbursed when y’all patched it and took it back. Will my house still be cute when it actually comes out or is all of that just gone? ☹️

[⚜️The B-U-N™⚜️ @BayouBun]

Lmaooooo

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Guaranteed paid leave for new dads around the world:
🇯🇵: 30 weeks
🇰🇷: 15 weeks
🇸🇪: 11 weeks
🇮🇸: 9 weeks
🇨🇦: 5-8 weeks
🇺🇸: ZERO weeks

That is an international embarrassment. Let's guarantee paid leave for all new dads in this country.

[Jordan Hope @jh_morillo]

Ask my mom about to tell you the story of when I was in early elementary and asked her what an “Ee-pog-lue” was to learn about my first spoken attempt at the word “epilogue”

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Nobody warns about the hazards of reading at a young age.

I’ll be mispronouncing words like “haphazard”, “melancholy”, and “hors d'oeuvres” for the rest of my life.

[Hillary Kelly @HillaryKelly]

Cruel that an adult can spend her whole summer reading but not have a library sheet to fill in with stickers to document her progress.

[flynn 🖤🌙 @faeriemecha]

rt if you're a huge drink girly

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

PSA for abled people: most disabled people have been sick & struggling for many years undiagnosed before they ever get a diagnosis (if they get a diagnosis). during that time they may not think of themselves as disabled, & it’s a process to understand ‘this is now long-term’

[trash jones @jzux]

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan

workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery