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[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

Could I be wrong? Obviously! Am I right? You never know.

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

Friday is not only the day our trash gets picked up, it's also payday... Coincidence? I doubt it. #cash

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

“@ActorTrivia: Today is Patrick Swayze's birthday, he would have been 64 https://t.co/WLqRj2lNMQ” @THE_JordanBaker

[Dan Cassaro @Dan_Cassaro]

just want to live in this world for like 5 minutes

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

@Dhammond19 to strengthen my resolve Dan

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

Just realized no one has been responding to my job applications because I've been submitting them with a blank resume FOR 6 MONTHS #success

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

"Am I crazy? I don't think so. I'm not supposed to be talking like this, but I don't care, I break the rules."

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

Timing is everything

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

@fenderbenner better take your nail gun

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

When Marisa Tomei starts talking about "torque" and "carburetors" in My Cousin Vinny I get hot n bothered

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

during these frightening, violent times, this song may be more relevant than ever https://t.co/aTlSZ6Vxg8

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

Everyone ask chev where his headrest is

[John Lurie @lurie_john]

According to Tibetan monks, right before you die, all the songs that were ever stuck in your head start playing at once.

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

A little more cash a little less trash

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

@THE_JordanBaker at least they weren't pre peeled pistachios

[John Lurie @lurie_john]

I don't like anybody.
But I love Allen Iverson.

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

My life has been a series of awkward moments, but few compare to the first 5 mins of the Wolf of Wall Street I just endured with my family

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

"This is like discovering plutonium BY ACCIDENT!"

[snake taylor @jhaddeous]

@THE_JordanBaker hey yep

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Happy Birthday, McLovin! The 35-year old, Hawaiian organ donor.