Jon Hakim

Travel. Pop culture. Underwear. Socks. Trying to get back to Australia.

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A student told me that I look like Frankie Grande and I will now be becoming a recluse and avoiding the public for the foreseeable future.

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@macolon2 And here I thought I was the definition of “straight passing” lol

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Walked into a CVS in downtown Louisville and the guy walking out at the same time says under his breath: “You just know he’s gay.” Clocked!! 😂

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Got a call from my mom at 10:30pm last night so obviously started panicked thinking something was wrong. Turns out, she was just drunk and wanted to chat

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Dreamt last night that I was visiting London, that I had a work trip to Sweden and tacked on a vacation to Norway, and that I had cat that would not stop wanting snuggles. You can’t imagine the disappointment I felt when I woke up.

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So finally saw Bros and maybe it was the 4 beers, 2 sparkling wines, and my heightened anxiety while flying but I actually enjoyed it

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@HeyMichaelKing Still convinced they’re the same person

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The NYPD just overspent their budget by over 100 mill…so the mayor is cutting public libraries……….great budgeting skills, man.

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Is there a planet out of orbit? An asteroid in or out of retrograde? Because my anxiety has been off the charts the past few days!

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@HeyMichaelKing Love this journey for you! Let me know if you need recs!

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Okay these flight attendants on my United flight from Boston to Newark are cuuuuute 😍

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@backagain52 Saaaaaame

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@emmilyfaye We could be 50 little countries!

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Me right now with a beer after I found out that my September rent check was never deposited and now I have to pay double rent this month

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@macolon2 I said what I said

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@macolon2 Went to a Friendsgiving today!! 🤗🤗

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::my sister puts on an N’SYNC song::

My dad: “Is she still alive?”

::me stares confusedly at my dad::

Dad: “Britney”

Me: “Huh?”

Dad: “Isn’t this Britney? It sounds like Britney”

Me: “Uhhh no, this isn’t her. But yes, she’s still very much alive”

😂😂

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Just learned that my dad and his friends organized an outdoor rave this summer. This was on top of a “Wild West” party that they threw last year complete with a mechanical bull.

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@emmilyfaye 🥳🥳🥳

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So glad I saved my @united club pass for my first international trip in 3 yrs only to be told that it’s not accepted because the club is “at capacity” 🙄