Jessica Anne🧟‍♀️

[Jessica Anne🧟‍♀️ @jhammahtime]

Anyone but you grandpa

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Republicans have to decide: Do they serve Donald Trump or the American people?

Are they here to solve problems or just to weaponize them for political attacks?

I know my answer. We’re here to serve the American people.

[Jessica Anne🧟‍♀️ @jhammahtime]

@ChipotleTweets Oh nooooo dude I missed it

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Omg the Chinese Spy Balloon is trying to see who’s in my bedroom 😭

[Amy Malachowski @AmyMalachowski]

@fox5sandiego When you look at your mobile notifications and see this.....😅

[Jessica Anne🧟‍♀️ @jhammahtime]

@chickenparmmami Nahhhhh

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

What a crazy fucking year… I escaped the illuminati in 2021 and they still haven’t killed me. Every day I wake up grateful.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

In 2020 I was going to expose everything… In a matter of days, the Hollywood elite tried to ruin my entire career, villainize me and flooded the news with lies to discredit me. If you guys only knew the truth about what they are doing to Britney & Kayne.

[Jessica Anne🧟‍♀️ @jhammahtime]

Nope

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the best part of the adam levine sexts is that u know he was getting all worked up meanwhile this girl was probably eating fettuccine alfredo on the couch and laughing with her friends about it

[nikhil @nikhil_ms16]

Unfortunately they were right.. getting up earlier and having a good breakfast DOES improve your mood

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

So I'm pretty frustrated & confused rn? just got home from a date and when she went to pick up her bill I said "don't worry about it, drinks are on me tonight" she fucking threw her FULL BEER at me?!?? has this happened to anyone else????? her name is Amelia Bedelia if that helps

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

cuddling isn’t enough I need to crawl inside his skin and live inside him

[Bear @tweetsbear5]

A lady in CVS had the audacity to laugh at my Trump shirt (the one with his face that says, miss me yet?) so I simply just looked at her and asked if she was in here for her 7th booster?

[Chy @ce_poca]

I think I’m officially of the age to where after work I jus wanna come home to my lover

[Dalton Baker @bakeryfreshhh]

Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing

[Pablo @kaztheminotaur]

@DollMikah @UberFacts Someone once told me that pineapple could improve the taste of my semen. But to be honest I think it just ruins a perfectly good glass of pineapple juice

[Ammaar Joosub 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @AmmaarJoosub]

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me and not the camera version.

[CAVA @cava]

lol...........