Jesse Hamner

Data scientist, programmer, engineer, PhD, backpacker. R, Postgres, Python, GIS, TeX, & solder make the world go 'round. N5JHH. Married @bethanybh. he/him

[Imran Charania @imran_charania]

@jhamner, looks like @MATLAB is getting in on the #AprilFoolsDay fun! 😂

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Jim Jordan is attacking Pete Buttigieg for not having transportation experience prior to becoming Transportation Secretary.

Someone should remind him that Jared Kushner ran Middle East policy.

Ivanka worked in the White House after being an Apprentice judge.

Betsy DeVos was the Education Secretary when she hated public education.

Scott Pruitt headed up Trump’s EPA as a denier of climate change.

Louis DeJoy was Trump’s nominee for Post Master General all while he was trying to kill the postal service.

So please spare the fake outage.

[Jesse Hamner @jhamner]

@prisonrodeo Saw this today because I had renamed a variable and didn’t rename all references to it in the script. Sigh.

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

This makes me sick to write but more sick not to... an armed student was just arrested at my kid's school after a very brave student reported them. Do me a favor. Tonight, talk to your kids about who and how to report when they hear or see something. It might save lives.

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

You can read about one of these Hall of Fame baseball players in Jacksonville, Florida schools but not the other.

[Jesse Hamner @jhamner]

@moneyeducator @TSting18 This one, Father Goose, and Arsenic and Old Lace.

[Hit Bull Win Steak Tweetbot @misternaxal]

You can’t make this stuff up.

[Jesse Hamner @jhamner]

@speexvocon A few years in, I’m very pleased with my Prusa mk3S, but I cannot vouch for its projectile manufacturing capabilities.

[Jesse Hamner @jhamner]

@dbeau83 Don't celebrate with more coffee, okay?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

On her first day in office, Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders has signed an Executive Order banning CRT, ending decades of oppression for white Arkansans.

[Jesse Hamner @jhamner]

@moneyeducator Occasionally, I get stuff delivered from *AliExpress* (i.e. Shenzhen) in three weeks, without premium shipping. Ugh.

[Jesse Hamner @jhamner]

Amazon Prime no longer means fast shipping. Yes, logistics are hard, but "it'll take 8 days" (and that's okay, but it ain't 2-day shipping), and then 4 hours ago, "oops, we mean another 9 to 13 days"...is bullshit in several ways. I live 80 miles from DC, not on Guam.

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

In 2 years, corporations have given over $50 million to the members of Congress who voted to reject the 2020 election results.

That's shameful.

Find out which companies are backing enemies of democracy:
https://t.co/LP7sdx9jHP

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Kevin McCarthy, the newly elected speaker of the House, mugging for a celebratory photo with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a low water mark in American politics.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

McCarthy had 2 months to get his votes. Why do you think @GOPLeader didn’t make these concessions until now? Because he knows they make him beholden to the extreme, MAGA wing of the GOP Caucus.

If he offends one MAGA Member, that Member can file a privileged motion to fire him.

[Jesse Hamner @jhamner]

@bayouwaterdog1 @MuellerSheWrote Careful, Matt Gaetz might get excited with talk like that.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, Al Franken posed for a stupid photo and was forced to resign. Matt Gaetz is under investigation for sex trafficking and he's allowed to hang around and fuck things up for his own party. no wonder the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

[Jesse Hamner @jhamner]

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