James Havershem

If it's funny, then I want.

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can't believe i've never seen this used before. i thought of it months ago. i should've posted it months ago, but here it is, first release

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@StevenErick1976 Chicago SunTimes:
Updated: September 13th, 2023
416 victims have been killed in Chicago in 2023.
I figured another 250 by the end of August, and it was 214. It shouldn't be that easy to guess.

https://t.co/eafndmJo7n

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@StevenErick1976 "...homicides are down in Chicago" (vapid "newsflash")

2022 Chicago homicides = 697
NYC = 438
LA = 382
3x pop. in NYC and 1½x in LA.

Chicago homicides so far in 2023 = 202.
Expect 250 for the June July August combo.
Pace so far is 678 or 2023.
Yep, so much less, ya dunce!

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@JenTusch One that does not care, does not post about not caring.

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@RepJeffries Hello JOKEem. I would appreciate you laying out how much social security "gets" right now, and what social security would "get" if the Republicans "cut" social security. You could've avoided your lies by instead saying "cutting the amount of the increase to Social Security" .....

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@TheRichFromCali Well, since "great House Democrat!" is a euphemism for "useless lying douchebag", there should be many retweets.

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@davebiddle They've rigged the Damar Debacle™, so ....

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@EmeraldRobinson Is #diedsuddenly trending?

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@RikHavic No such lawsuit exists. Go back and sit down and watch a Murder She Wrote marathon on your TV.

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#DamarHamlin another vackseen attempted moider

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@Cubsmike78 @bennyjohnson @rickygervais The person who can't read is calling someone else "dim."

"Apple's woke CEO"

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@ShitzN_Giggles That would only be a "self-own" if a Tesla phone existed prior to his tweet.

With your tweet, you did a real good job of highlighting an actual "self-own."

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@qisu18605196 @exposedbahaha Seems like you should feel shame for writing like an illiterate.

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@TMZ When Bryce Dallas Howard is the reason people go see a movie, then she can make the top money. Otherwise, S.T.F.U.

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@ABC C/lickbait of the day.
What will garner little attention is their eventual acquittals.

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@kurtis_dickson @Diane_Warren "Even if she had 50 writers on one song, does that make her any less of an artist?"

yes

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@AlArabiya_Eng "The world should prepare for the possibility of the extinction of humanity ...."

Like what, make a Will?

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@Brn0n @ButtCrackSports How is that relevant to my tweet?

The point is, drop lebron into larry's era (or larry into lebron's era) and he deals with a totally different style of play by totally different people.
Lebron will never know what it's like to deal with (for instance) Detroit in the 80s.

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@ButtCrackSports Until the day you can put one player in the other player's era, the numbers are meaningless.

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@Hoodie7meIo Michael Jordan is a once in a lifetime talent, their will never be another Michael Jordan.
ftfy
you misspelled michael jordan

LeBron James is a talent, their will be many LeBron James'.

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@IsLBJTheGOAT LOL