Josh Hawkins

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Win an Xperia™ Z5 Compact #XperiaLounge https://t.co/wfAOTG8Qrk

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Win an Xperia™ Z5 Compact #XperiaLounge https://t.co/wfAOTG8Qrk

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Might just be me but being call bruv on a Friday evening at work not what I expected.

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

@AlexBBN not good man

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

@AlexBBN where at?

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

This cheeky monkey shit on the back of someone today, was hilarious 🙉🙈🙊 @ South Lakes Safari Zoo https://t.co/egkFvMaD1X

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Just seen a monkey shit on someone's back!!

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Ringing in my ear. Surely that's a sign of going insane?

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Anyone in or around Newcastle today fancy a chat? At northumbria student library. Come see me

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

So this was last night's show @ Icmeler, Marmaris, Turkije https://t.co/HaUeSdgG6L

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That awkward moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, "act natural, you're innocent."

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Definitely think I've sprained my wrist and potentially broken my thumb :(

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

So after being awake for 24 hours, I've decided not to waste a few hours sleeping and just continue to be awake

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

This time last month I was 15 stone. Today I am 13 stone 12. Erm weight where did you go?

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

When you get stopped being let into a fight is a piss take

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Continue to realise I don't eat breakfast when half is left on my bedroom floor

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

@AmitPatrick1 black tie 21st

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

@AmitPatrick1 didn't even go to prom #thuglife

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Trying to straighten a broken nose while sat in bed. Probably not the best idea I've had.

[Josh Hawkins @jhawk1993]

Was going to take the dog for a walk. Thought better of it https://t.co/KQqW23S3pG