jacob h

rock chalk | Δ | no. 7 on fbi most wanted | ACAB | he/him

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

i feel like everyone that has come in today can tell i’m hungover and is doing their best to make it worse

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

daylight savings time is sunday we are BACK

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

draft dump!

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it’s 70 degrees get me to bodega NOW

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in el dorado and the car next to me is blasting a Russ song….. the dream of 2016 is alive my god

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

telling a grown man he can’t have 10 vegas bombs in 30 minutes can’t possibly be my job and yet-

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it’s 1995

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yes. a bar being 21+ does include your infant. you are an unfit parent.

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GO HOME IT IS THANKSGIVING STOP DOING SHOTS

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

lady olenna tyrell fancam 100 hours

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and just like that the dems are back on top!! 🤧

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

halloween immediately followed by daylight savings time is a war crime and i will have justice

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

november time to watch lotr and goh and star wars and secrets of nihm and courage the cowardly dog and peanuts

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

monthly draft dumb don’t look too long at these

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

had a guy w an israeli ID today and i couldn’t fill his water w a clear conscious

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

having a shot of fernet and a highlife while eating burger a regular made 6 hours ago at 4am after a 13 hour shift. i am absolutely servermaxxing

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

“got me thinking bout a driveway with a basketball hoop” LMFAO

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

actually i will Not be watching hereditary this evening

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

i’m building a hyper realistic dollhouse based on my familial trauma i hope nothing bad happens to it

[jacob h @jhawkharding]

having a pickled egg at a dive bar