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[jordan @jhenscheid1]

Good morning to everyone except Aaron Rogers and the Green Bay Packers

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

No one sent me a horny Fourth of July chain text 😔

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Bro imagine how much fun America 250 would be if Obama was President rn

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Harrison Butker was the only Chiefs player to NOT be invited to Travis Kelce’s wedding.

[Caleb Howell @ca1ebhowell]

Yay!

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I love New York 🧡💙

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Your mom was so right to trade you for drugs

[maddie @madsssagascar]

im genuinely intolerant of religion like in a way that even progressives probably think is problematic. you have this made up idea of existence from a story book and you reject the reality of the world around you to the point of hate and violence. while looking stupid as fuck

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The Knicks only lost one game.

[NBA @NBA]

“It was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well…” 👏🏀

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

Need a subway rat to chew on Wemby’s achilles like it’s a wire tonight

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

They’re learning a lot about living and a little ‘bout love

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico:

“I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas. 

And unlike Ken, I believe that you, James, believe in unity over division and that you know how to assemble not only Democrats but Independents and Republicans and we need that right now. 

We need unity, we don't need any more division and that's why I'm supporting you.”

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[K👁🌲🐺🌲 @Kgformvp211]

Karl Anthony Towns has taught me so much about dealing with the loss of my mom 2 years ago. He also donated $5,000 dollars to my moms go fund me when she was battling pancreatic cancer. He is a great human. Me and my family will forever root for this man. So happy for him.

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro