Jerry P

Geographer/Thesaurus

[Jerry P @jheri_]

@whoistboe My Pleasure

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@jmiller_9 Just a bit thin

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@RyanCyn Dads gonna dad

[Jerry P @jheri_]

My dad opens with a greeting, asks a question, and says goodbye in every text.

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@JasonC_Long I’d say 8/10 are signed “Dad”

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@jmiller_9 Love the idea 😂.

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Kanye has always been the sample king...but setting this to the Planet Earth intro is next level.

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@butchy_maiers All of the above. Eating with a big spoon is like playing Operation every time you take a bite.

[Jerry P @jheri_]

Eating with big spoons sucks.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

“Fortunate Son” plays as Trump de-planes, an entry for the “nobody listened to the lyrics” hall of fame.

[Jerry P @jheri_]

@MorseCameron Just divested my gravel bike on Marketplace...got $100 less than I paid for it 5 years ago. Hot lil market right now.

[Jerry P @jheri_]

Imagine a world where all Chinese food was at least as good as Panda Express.

[Draft HBCU Players 🏈🏀⚾️ @NFLMaliik]

Rappers as NFL Quarterbacks

1) Talented, yet frustrating. Could be better in a diff situation but does head scratching things

[Jerry P @jheri_]

Louis luggage flying basic economy

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Lebron HAS to give up the hairline.

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@MorseCameron We want you to come!

to silk exotic.

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@SammyTizz And they denounce any other brand...mostly because people from Oregon have never been outside of Oregon.

[Jerry P @jheri_]

Are people lighting off fireworks earlier than normal or am I getting older?

[Jerry P @jheri_]

Idk who needs to see this but it’s “would have” not “would of”