John Herr

Speechwriting Standup Satire

[John Herr @jherricane]

Lasso In: Women, Work, and the Will to Save the World https://t.co/6jyiHpW8z9

[John Herr @jherricane]

@Cliff_Sims Hi Cliff, WH writer John Herr here. Please check my interview with Scott Beason on https://t.co/V7Qb1YA2zm, Sunday at 2 pm EST.

[John Herr @jherricane]

@VLuck You wondered about Trump's first press conference? This may tide you over... https://t.co/40r5udqlNq

[John Herr @jherricane]

The simplest answer is usually the correct answer. --Occam's Razor The most likely murder suspect probably did it. --O.J.'s Knife

[John Herr @jherricane]

If we vote for Trump, the satirists win.

[John Herr @jherricane]

@amandacarpenter Congrats AC! On to NH....

[John Herr @jherricane]

congratulations AC!

[John Herr @jherricane]

Nice to be rewarded for something you created. https://t.co/3g3EFEKtql

[John Herr @jherricane]

@Ninacharters Created this contest this year. Went pretty well. Hope you and Matt and the kids are good --JHerr https://t.co/3g3EFEKtql

[John Herr @jherricane]

@MargaretEdu Thought of you when creating this contest. Worked out pretty well. Hope you're doing great --JHerr https://t.co/3g3EFEKtql

[John Herr @jherricane]

Now I know why Donald Trump attracted so much support from across the demographic spectrum. He's a 67-year-old man w/ a 5th-grader's mouth.

[John Herr @jherricane]

@siegelscribe Thanks for your series on AL prisons. Here's my piece on Ingram State. http://t.co/JS5KzifYRU

[John Herr @jherricane]

"Can you hear me now? No? Good." --Tom Brady

[John Herr @jherricane]

I never lock my car door and roll up my window when I drive through a rough neighborhood. Unless, of course, I see a cop. #UnarmedDontShoot

[John Herr @jherricane]

Remember when we used to complain that our presidents were too jingoistic, patriotic and America-centric? Good times.

[John Herr @jherricane]

Greeks are such drachma queens.

[John Herr @jherricane]

SUPREME COURT RULES YOU CANNOT BE JAILED OR FINED FOR BEING GAY

Only For Refusing To Buy Health Insurance

--May Not Be True News

[John Herr @jherricane]

The real question is, can a baker refuse to make a Confederate flag cake?

Bueller? Bueller?

[John Herr @jherricane]

DISNEY/PIXAR'S "INSIDE OUT" MAKES MINT

Creators of Fox's "Herman's Head" Kill Selves

--May Not Be True News

[John Herr @jherricane]

Juneteenth.
http://t.co/f9ZxQu7aFk